*Speaking excitedly*
Hey gang! Guess who it is!
I'm ME! Chuck!
Yeah, that's right!
Chuck! Hitler�s gay, sailing poker buddy!
I want to sing you a song right now, okay!?
Isn't this just so exciting!
Are you ready for this!?
I know I am, Come on!
Do you know who I am...?
Can you put a name to this
Bea-u-ti-ful face...?
What's that... You can't?
Oh what a disgrace!
Well I'll tell you right here,
Right now, who I am.
And once I do, I know for sure,
You'll be a fan!
I'm Hitler�s gay, sailing
Poker... bud-dy!
I'm always here,
Spreading lot's cheer!
(chorus)
I'm Hitler�s gay, sailing
Poker... bud-dy!
Don't you just
Love... me?
I'm Chuck! Hitler's gay, sailing
Poker... bud-dy!
What's not to love?
I've got some beautiful gloooooves!!
I'm Hitlers gay, sailing
Poker... bud-dy!
Don't you just
Love... me?
I'm Chuck! Hitler's gay, sailing
Poker... bud-dy!
*background singers continues singing the chorus as Chuck talks over them...*
That's right... I'm gay! So what, you would be too if you knew what kind of fun I'm always having!... Ooh! Boy! Does it ever rock! ... Mhm... Yeah... Tell 'em, gang!
*joins in the chorus singing until fade*