Jerry Warren.
If you know well enough, you should run in fear. If you are a MST3K fan, you know of the horrible crimes he committed against the human race thanks to his "Wild Wild World of Batwoman," the film that single-handedly killed thousands of millions of brain cells. But, thankfully, this film nearly killed Warren's career. You see, "Batwoman" was created back in 1966 to bleed some profits off of the old Adam West Batman series. Unfortunately for Warren, the TV show didn't see it that kindly. So, Warren was forced to change the name of his "Batwoman" movie and didn't make another movie until 1983. That movie, "Frankenstein Island," also sucked. Then Warren died.
But on the way to "Batwoman" and his eventual fate, Warren also made some really cheap movies. His first movie, "Man Beast," wasn't that bad. In fact, I might buy it one day and review it to show that there is no such thing as a truly bad filmmaker. Alas, Warren's efforts got worse as he went on. One of my earlier reviews, "Attack of the Mayan Mummy," showed Warren at his true worst: taking decent Mexican Horror Films and mutilating them into boring, hackneyed attempts.
This film, however, just defies explanation.
"Terror of the Bloodhunters" is a jungle story. You know, all African natives and poisonous snakes and such. However, the one thing you must remember about jungle movies that they are a 'setting' movie. You need to have either a soundstage OR enough money to film in an exotic part of the world to film. You just can't film a jungle movie in the wilderness of California or use your own house and clever camera angles to portray some sense of reality into your film.
This is where "Bloodhunters" fails on a remarkable level: every
shot of this film fails to convince me that this movie is shot near or
even in a jungle. This film, in reality, is shot in a one-story house
somewhere in California. Possibly in the hills, I can't be sure.
How can I tell this?
RATING: Dumb. Boring. Unmemorable. AVOID. Zero out of Four Stars....there's a reason why it's ten bucks, and it's not good on even a mocking level.
--Zbu