You're Being Stalked by AJ
9. There's that strange smell of cologne in your bedroom.
8. Your dog suddenly has a tatoo.
7. You could have swore you saw a leopard tip-toe past your bedroom door.
6. Every night you see a dark shodow of someone humping your fire hydrant
5. Every moring your driveway is littered with Mc Donald's wrappers.
4. Every time you turn on the TV on, it's a porn channel.
3. Your house number has changed to 69.
2. Empty bottles of hair dye keep mysteriously appearing on your front lawn.
1. You wake up sore.
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