Because We Got High
Ok, I just wanted to place a little disclaimer here.  I'm not insinuating anything by this.  It's something a friend sent to me and I thought it was funny.  This is just meant for humor ONLY.


To the tune of "Because I Got High" By Afroman:

~Kevin~

I was gonna put on some pants until I got high

I was gonna look like a man but then I got high

My hair is all messed up and I know why

-cause I get high, cause I got high, cause I got high�



~Howie~

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high

I was gonna do my salsa moves, but then I got high

Now I�m playing with my Bedazzler, and I know why

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high



~Brian~

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I got stuck with this lame ass wife because I got high

Now I�ll be licking silicone titties until I die

-cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high



~Nick~

I wasn�t gonna take out my boat, but then I got high

Thought it would be fun to take a float, because I got high

Didn�t mean to fuck up the ocean, and pay a fine

But then I got high, then I got high, then I got high



~Group~

We were gonna record some new songs, but then we got high

We were gonna do a cool CD, but then we got high

Now we�re Drowning in a bunch of reruns and you�ll know why

It�s cause we got high, cause we got high, cause we got high
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