Nick: Every White House room would be outfitted with a Nintendo and NO ONE is allowed in the oval office during Final Fantasy.
He'd bomb a country....just cuz he wanted to see what that button really did....meanwhile citizens of Uraguay are picking up the pieces.
Kevin: God...could you imagine that state of the union address?
Dan Rather: "And tonight, a week later....President Richardson finally finished addressing the nation..."
Sidenote: Brian would be VP....cuz ya know...he's Kev's cousin
AJ: Oh you KNOW there'd be sex happenin EVERY DAMN NIGHT in that house....impeach him for it?
The cops would have to answer calls every night...."We have a disturbing the peace complaint from the white house again....seems the President has taken to running across the courtyard naked"
Brian: We'd have the most ACTIVE first lady in the history of the white house....
Dan Rather: "When asked if he would raise taxes...the President responded 'Dunno..have to ask my wife first'..."
Howie: Head's of state would have to ask the First Mother before being asked over for dinner.
And the national craps bowl took place on Sunday in place of the SuperBowl... there was a record attendance...
Dating
Nick Carter: Walk around with a Nintendo strapped to your waist and a basketball in your hands...while wearing an ENTIRE outfit consisting of the color green....might also wanna read an electrician's manual
Brian Littrell: You'll probably meet him in church...so a Bible wouldn't be a bad idea....probably a good idea to show off your chest area as much as possible...and try to carry a small dog at all times
Kevin Richardson: Just talk real slow....carry around a pack of coasters...just in case. A comb would be a must-have at all times
Howie Dorough: You must still be living with your parents....he'd probably like to ask your father if it was ok to take you out. Wear purple a lot and be able to hold your liquor
AJ McLean: Have Legs. Breathing is not a must.
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