BSB Husbands
1. Put down the Black and Blue CD and back away slowly. No matter how much you want to, you are NOT smashing the Black and Blue CD. She loves Backstreet whether you do or not.
2. Always dress with lights off. That way you won't see her posters of Backstreet on the wall, and you won't get angry.
3. When a Backstreet song comes on the radio, repeat "I have no taste. I should be enjoying this. My wife has great taste in music. I sure wish I did."
4. When Backstreet announces they are coming to town,offer to stand in sleet and rain to wait to buy
tickets. This will make your wife love you even more,and ensure a long happy marriage.
5. When looking for something. NEVER look in the chest in the closet. That is full of Backstreet souvenirs and will only upset you.
6. When you listen to other music with wife, tell her, "I wish this singer could sing as well as any of the Backstreet Boys."
7. When you listen to other music with wife, tell her, "Backstreet could do this song better."
8. When your wife looks sad, ask her if she read something disturbing on the Backstreet message board, 9 out of 10 times that is the reason for her malaise.
9. For Halloween, tell her you want to dress up as her favorite Backstreet Boy.
10. Write a letter every day to the Backstreet Boys thanking them for being the best, and making your wife so happy.
11. When presented with the cost of Backstreet tickets, thank her for the opportunity to make her
happy at any cost!
12. Three Words: Backstreet Silk Boxer-shorts!
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