Title: Regular, Non-World-saving People
Author: Nicky Chevalier
Email:
Nickychevalier@y...
Category: Sam/Jack Romance, PWP
Status: Complete
Rating: G
Content Warnings: Umm... should I warn about gratuitious sap?  Other than that, none.
Spoilers: None
Archive: S/J Archive, Heliopolis, anywhere else just let me   know where it goes.
Summary: Sam, Jack, and an instant messenger.
Disclaimer: I'm sure there are just loads of people out there  who believe these characters belong to me, so you should   probably know that MGM, Gekko, and Double Secret Productions  actually owns 'em. I didn't exactly steal them, I just kind  of took them without asking. I meant no infringement, no   money changed hands, and I promise I'll return them when I'm  done.
Author's notes: I have no idea where this came from.   Insomnia, probably. It's after four in the morning, so those  of you expecting continuity, any kind of believable character   arc, or in fact any kind of plot at all, should probably go  find something else to read. :)
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Dropping my keys onto the coffee table, I boot up my computer   and head for the kitchen to make myself a sandwich while it   loads. The knife clangs noisily against the steel as I throw   it into the empty sink.
I start hungrily on my sandwich and listen to the sound of my   modem as I wait for it to connect to the internet, mentally   ticking off the things I have to do while I'm online. There's   Mark's email to reply to, and the research I should have done   today but didn't get around to, and Dr Mendoza is still   waiting for that information I promised to send him three   days ago...
But Polyolefin thermal stability and polarized radiation are   quickly forgotten with the musical ~ding~ of my instant   messenger program. That didn't take long, I've barely been   home ten minutes.
<<ColonelJack: Hey babe, wanna chat?>>
Smiling wryly, I hit respond.
<<Sam_I_Am: Hey Jack, what's up? You miss me already?>>
We've been doing this for well over a year now. At work we're   still Colonel and Carter, CO and 2IC, and we don't talk about   these online discussions. We follow the regs and we save the   world and we don't cross the line. But we both needed an   outlet and this is it. This is where we get to be Sam and   Jack, regular, non-world-saving people for a few hours.
<<ColonelJack: If I say yes will that make me a lovesick,  besotted old romantic?>>
I can't help but laugh at his dramatics.
<<;Sam_I_Am: Definately.>>
<<ColonelJack: Well then no, I don't miss you at all...>>
I love him, and he loves me; and one of these days the   airforce is going to stop keeping us apart and we'll live  happily ever after... well except for the times when he   orders pepperoni on my pizza, or I come back from the video  store with only sci-fis and Kevin Costner movies, or he   leaves the toilet seat up and his wet towels on the floor...  but for the rest of the time we'll live happily ever after.  But until that happens this is the best we can do.
<<Sam_I_Am: Great, well, I'll just be going then...>>
I grin as his answer comes back almost immediately.
<<ColonelJack: No no no, I do miss you, I missed you from the  moment you got in the elevator, and I've been waiting for you  to come online since I got home.>>
I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so I busy myself with  replying before I can make up my mind.
<<Sam_I_Am: Well, you lovesick, besotted old romantic...  if it makes you feel any better I miss you too. Which is  actually quite sad considering we saw each other not one hour  ago.>>
I take my empty plate to the sink while I wait for his reply,  pouring myself a cup of steaming coffee while I'm there.
<<ColonelJack: Very true. So, what are you up to over there? I  didn't interupt anything did I?>>
<<ColonelJack: Sam? You still there?>>
I shake my head at his impatience and sit back down, careful  not to spill coffee on the keyboard.
<<Sam_I_Am: Sorry, still here, just getting my caffeine fix.  No, you didn't interupt anything, I'm just doing some  research for a project I'm working on. Nothing important.>>
<<ColonelJack: Oh? What project?>>
I shake my head again in amusement. I don't know why he asks  me those questions, he never likes the answers...
<<Sam_I_Am: Relativistic kinetic equation for induced Compton   scattering of polarized radiation.>>
Wait for it...
<<ColonelJack: Well, not that that doesn't sound like loads of  fun or anything, but for crying out loud Sam, don't you ever   do anything *normal* on your computer?>>
Oh, I so knew that was coming.
<<Sam_I_Am: Well, you did ask! And yes, I do normal things on  my computer, I'm chatting to you aren't I?>>
<<ColonelJack: Chatting to me is normal?>>
Well, I have to admit he's got me there.
<<Sam_I_Am: You have a point.>>
<<ColonelJack: Wow, can I get that in writing?>>
Trying not to laugh with a mouth full of coffee, I roll my   eyes in wry amusement and sigh. I wish he was here.
<<Sam_I_Am: Sure you can, I'll have it on your desk by Monday.  Anything else you want on record while I'm at it?>>
<<ColonelJack: How about "I, Colonel Jonathan Matthew O'Neill,  take you, Major Doctor Samantha Carter, to be my lawfully  wedded wife...?">>
I raise me eyebrows at this unexpected outburst of romance,   but I'm not really all that surprised. We've discussed   marriage before. Just another one of our 'one day's.
<<Sam_I_Am: To have and to hold, from this day forth, for as  long as we both shall live? Sure. I don't know about Monday,  but that's definately going on record at some stage.>>
<<ColonelJack: Cool.>>
We're quiet for a few minutes, the blinking cursor the only  movement on my screen as I read over the promise we just made  to each other. And a thought occurs to me. What the hell are   we doing? Just because we can't see each other doesn't mean  we aren't breaking airforce regulations. We've been breaking  them with these conversations for over a year now. So why   aren't we doing this properly, instead of hiding behind a  pair of computer screens?
<<ColonelJack: Do you want to go get some dinner? We can pick   up Daniel and Teal'c too, if you want, I just want to see   you, that's all.>>
Draining the rest of my coffee, I take it to the sink before  I reply, wondering if I'm really typing the words I see   appearing in front of me.
<<Sam_I_Am: Sure, chinese sounds great, you can pick it up on   the way over here. And Daniel and Teal'C can get their own  dinner.>>
<<ColonelJack: Are you serious?>>
I take a deep breath.
<<Sam_I_Am: Depends. Are you coming over or not?>>
<<ColonelJack: I'll be right over. Do I really have to stop  for Chinese?>>
I have to laugh at that.
<<Sam_I_Am: Forget Chinese, don't even stop for a red light if  you can possibly help it...>>
<<ColonelJack has gone offline>>
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