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TYPES O' ZOMBIES |
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PITSBURGH ZOMBIES: MADE FAMOUS BY GEORGE A. ROMERO. TRADITIONAL TO THE TERM ZOMBIE, AND THE MARKER BY WHICH ALL ZOMBIES ARE JUDGED.
VOODOO ZOMBIES: FOUND IN FILMS SUCH AS ITALIAN EXPLOITATION SHITE AND OTHER WEIRD FOREIGN ZOMBIE MOVIES. AN EASY EXCUSE FOR ZOMBIES BY A NON-BIOLOGICAL UNDERSTANDING DIRECTOR. |
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CARDBOARD ZOMBIES:FOUND IN A MOVIE SUCH AS HAMMER HORROR'S 'PLAGUE OF THE ZOMBIES' AND OTHER SHITE RUBBISH WHERE PEOPLE COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO THE MAKE UP RIGHT, PLUS, TOM SAVINI WASN'T AT THE AGE WHERE HE COULD SHOW OFF HIS SKILL TO THESE LOSER-ASS SO CALLED F/X ARTISTS.
ETHICAL ZOMBIES: FOUND IN CHICK FLICKS AND OTHER DODGY MOVIES, USUALLY REFERRING TO THE MALE OF THE SPECIES AND CONCERNING THEIR PRE-OCCUPATION WITH THEMSELVES. |
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T.V. ZOMBIES: FOUND IN DREADFUL CHILDREN'S T.V. SERIES AND OTHER DODGYILY MADE ANIMATION EXPERIENCES. ALSO FOUND IN OTHER TELEVISION SERIES AND SO ON, AND ARE OFTEN QUITE DOSILE WHEN COMPARED TO REAL ZOMBIES WHO WOULD RATHER TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND EAT YOUR INSIDES THAN STUMBLE AIMLESSLY IN THE STREETS AND TAP AT YOUR DOOR A BIT.
COMEDY ZOMBIES: FOUND IN COMEDY SHOWS SUCH AS 'THE SIMPSONS' WHERE EITHER A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL DEPICTS ZOMBIES COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD, INCLUDING FAMOUSE PRESIDENTS AND STARS, ALL BURIED IN THE SPRINGFIELD AREA FOR SOME REASON. OR IN THE CASE OF MOVIE MENTIONINGS, OFTEN USED BY 'THE SIMPSONS' CREATERS E.G. HOMER AND BART ARE TRICKED INTO BELIEVING THEY HAVE LEPROSY AND SHOUT 'BRAINS! BRAINS! USE YOUR BRAINS TO HELP US. YOUR DELICIOUS BRAINS!' TO NED AND MAUDE FLANDERS AS THEY CLAW THROUGH THE LETTERBOX. |
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HOLLYWOOD ZOMBIES: THE MOST UN-RESEARCHED AND WORST KIND OF RIP OFF YOU CAN FIND. THE DISGUSTING TREATMENT OF REAL DIRECTORS BY HOLLYWOOD SELL- OUTS IS INSANE. (RECENT NEWS DEPICTING ROMERO MIGHT BE WORKING WITH THAT SINGER GUY DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL BE WORKING HOLLYWOOD.) |
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