FIND HELP
FIND SOMEWHERE TO HIDE TO KEEP YOURSELF SAFE
FIND A MEANS OF KILLING YOURSELF
TO FIND HELP, WHAT DO YOU DO. FIRST, YOU HAVE TO FIND AN AUTHORITATIVE PERSON IN THE TOWN/CITY YOUR ARE STUCK IN I.E. A POLICE OFFICER. IF YOU CAN'T FIND THIS, THEN FIND THE NEAREST HEALTHY LOOKING PERSON WHO CAN WALK STRAIGHT. WHAT DO YOU DO THEN, WELL, YOU NEED TRANSPORT. FIND THE NEAREST 4X4 OR TRUCK AS THIS WILL MORE THAN LIKELY KEEP YOURSELF SAFE, TRY THE LOCAL GARAGE OR PARKING LOT, IF THERE IS NOT ONE AVAILABLE, STEAL ONE, THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES YOU KNOW. AFTER FINDING YOUR TRANSPORT, DRIVE LIKE A MAD BASTARD AND GET SOME REAL HELP IN THE FORM OF THE ARMY OR A SIMILAR ORGANISATION.
IF YOU FAIL TO FIND SOMEONE FOR HELP, FIND SOMEWHERE YOU CAN HIDE, PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE WITH PLENTY OF WOOD TO BOARD THE WINDOWS AND DOORS, AS WELL AS HAVING AT LEAST ONE DECENT RIFLE IN THE BUILDING. A HOUSE IS YOUR SIMPLEST BET, BUT NOT THE BEST. THE POLICE STATION HAS MANY GUNS, AT LEAST STOCK UP ON WEAPONS AND AMMO, AN AMOUNT YOU CAN CARRY THOUGH, AND GO SHOOT ANY ZOMBIES IN YOUR PATH. AS FOR FINDING SUITABLE ACCOMODATION FOR YOURSELF TO FEND OFF THE HOARD OF ZOMBIES, MAKE SURE WHEN YOU DO ENTER THE BUILDING, THAT NO ZOMBIES SEE YOU, IF THEY DO, YOU ARE GONING TO HAVE TO BOARD UP ANY ENTRANCE INTO THE HOUSE PRETTY SHARPISH. A HOUSE WITH A BASEMENT, OR IDEALLY AN ATTIC IS YOUR BEST BET. MAKE THEN BEST JOB OF BOARDING UP AND TAKE SUPPLIES UP TO THE ATTIC AND HIDE THERE, A HOARD OF ZOMBIES IS UNLIKELY TO FIND YOU IF YOU CLOSE THE DOOR. WHEN THERE, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR GUNFIRE INSIDE THE HOUSE, THAT WILL BE YOUR TICKET TO FREEDOM.
IF THE SITUATION HAS YOU BY THE BALLS, SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE PATH TO TAKE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A GUN AND A CROWD OF ZOMBIES AROUND YOU. SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD, THE FOOT WILL NOT HELP AT ALL, AND PLUS, YOU WILL HAVE THE PAIN OF BEING EATEN ALIVE. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A GUN, FIND ONE OR SOME MEANS OF KILLING YOURSELF. I.E. JUMP OFF A TALL BUILDING, THAT SHOULD WORK, IF NOT, WHO WILL CARE? YOU WILL EVENTUALLY DIE I SUPPOSE, BUT THE BEST BET IS TO FIGHT TILL THE BITTER END AS KNOWING YOUR LUCK, JUST WHEN YOU KILL YOURSELF, 2 SECONDS LATER SOME ASSHOLE ARMY GUYS WILL FIND THE HOARD AROUND YOU AND SAVE YOUR CORPSE!