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| LETHAL | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| WEAPONS | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| O' ZOMBIE | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MASS DESTRUCTION | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| CROWBAR: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| HANDY FOR CAR MAINTENANCE AND ZOMBIE HEAD BASHIN'. A TOUGH LITTLE NUMBER WHICH YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO COME ACROSS THAN AN ARMY. GIVE A ZOMBIE A GOOD OLD WHACK OVER THE NOGGIN WITH THIS BABY AND IT DEFINITELY WILL NOT BE GETTING UP ANY TIME SOON. ANOTHER KILLING OPTION IS TO DRIVE THE POINTY END IN THROUGH THE SKULL AND OUT THE BACK OF THE ZOMBIE'S HEAD. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| LEAD PIPE/ HEAVY TOOLS: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| QUITE EASY TO FIND IN ANY GARAGE, BUT LESS EFFECTIVE AND FUN THAN THE CROWBAR. HOWEVER, WITH IT BEING INCREDIBLY EASY TO FIND SOME OF THESE, IT WILL NOT MATTER TOO MUCH, UNTIL YOU FIND A GUN OF COURSE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AXE: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| OH YES, NOW WE'RE TALKING. DO A JACK NICHOLSON ON SOME ZOMBIE'S ASS, MORE LIKELY TO KILL FIRST SHOT TOO. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9MM PISTOL: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IF YOU FIND THIS, YOUR LUCK IS LOOKING UP. OF COURSE, MORE THAN ONE CLIP IS HANDY. GOOD FOR KILLING ZOMBIES AT CLOSE RANGE, NOT SO GOOD FURTHER AWAY. FAST RELOAD TIME, DEPENDING ON YOUR GUNPLAY SKILLS AND A HANDY LITTLE NUMBER. MOST LIKELY GOING TO BE FOUND IN THE POLICE STATION OR A GUN ENTHUSIAST'S HOUSE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| REVOLVER: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MUCH BETTER FOR LONG DISTANCE, DIRTY HARRY STYLE SHOOTING. HOWEVER, SIX SHOTS ONLY AT ANY ONE TIME. SLOW RELOAD TIME, ONLY USE WHEN IN DESPERATE NEED OR ZOMBIES ARE FAR ENOUGH AWAY. HOWEVER, A PLUS IS THAT THIS BABY WILL BLOW A ZOMBIE'S HEAD CLEAN OFF! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| RIFLE: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER DOESN'T IT? IDEAL FOR PICKING OFF ZOMBIES FROM A ROOF OR ELEVATED POSITION, ESPECIALLY GOOD FOR KILLING ZOMBIES AT A DISTANCE. HOWEVER, SLOW RELOADING TIME MIGHT BE COSTLY, AND YOU MIGHT HAVE TO BECOME A ZOMBIE'S BITCH TO AVOID BECOMING DINNER. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| SHOTGUN: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A HELL OF A LOT MORE KICK AND EXCELLENT AT CLOSE RANGE. WE'RE TALKING SPLATTER HOUSE HERE. NOT SO GOOD AT LONG-RANGE. PUMP ACTION ALLOWS FOR MODERATE RELOAD TIME, BUT RELOADING IS TIME CONSUMING. BETTER MAKE SURE YOU'RE ONLY DISPATCHING A FEW ZOMBIES, NOT A WHOLE HOUSE FULL! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| MACHINE GUN: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| OH YES! THE BIG TIME HAS COME! 25 ROUND CLIPS, BETTER TO HAVE A BUNCH OF THEM TO SURVIVE, FAST RELOAD TIME, DEPENDING ON GUNPLAY SKILL AGAIN, GOOD AT ANY RANGE. TOUGH ONE TO FIND IN A SMALL TOWN, BETTER LUCK IN A NUTTER'S HOUSE OR ON AN ARMY BASE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ROCKET LAUNCHER: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| NOW YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR LUCK. ONLY GOING TO FIND THIS AT THE ARMY BASE. ONE ROCKET POCKET BLASTERS! GOOD FOR CLEARING A ROOM OF THE LIMEY FLESH EATERS! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| TRIP MINES: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ONLY AT AN ARMY BASE MIND YOU, THESE PUPPYS WILL BLAST ANY ZOMBIE HOARDS COMING AFTER YOU, AS LONG AS THEY STEP THROUGH THE BEAM OF COURSE. HILARIOUS WHEN WATCHING THEM DISEMBOWEL THEMSELVES FROM A DISTANCE. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| GRENADES: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ANOTHER TOUGH ONE TO FIND, BUT, FOR CLEARING A FEW ZOMBIES FROM YOUR PATH, A GOOD WEAPON TO HAVE. BETS ARE YOU'LL NEED MORE THAN ONE! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| FLAMETHROWER: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| FUN TIMES HAD BY ALL! ZOMBIE BARBEQUE, ESPECIALLY FUN WHEN DRIVING AROUND A ZOMBIE INFESTED FIELD WITH YOUR DRUNKEN MATES! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| BAD BREATH, COARSE LANGUAGE, FARTING: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THE PROSPECTS OF MAKING IT OUT ALIVE WITH THESE IS DOUBTFUL, ONLY USE WHEN TOTALLY USELESS AND WITH NO OTHER OPTION, NOT EVEN RUNNING IS YOUR FRIEND. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| PLAYING ZOMBIES AT THEIR OWN GAME: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I.E. EATING THEM BACK OR PRETENDING TO BE ONE. FIRST OFF, THEY WON'T BE FOOLED, THIS ISN'T TROMA WORLD PARTNER! SECOND, YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A TOTAL TIT AND PLUS, YOUR MATES WILL LAUGH AT YOU JUST AS YOUR DEATH STARTS, AND DURING YOUR DEMISE, NOT THE BEST WAY TO GO. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| GIVING UP AND GOING HOME: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| THIS AIN'T SOME FAIRYTALE YOU KNOW, SLACKERS LIKE YOU WON'T LAST MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES. TAKE A LEAF OUT OF MY BOOK, DIE FIGHTING! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||