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| Fifth grade teachers in nurses outfits The first sexual experience any young boy has is always the same. Boy And so it was for me, too. Mrs. Dray called me up in front of the class to give my book report on "John F. Kennedy: A Boy's Life." I don't remember one word of the report. I barely even remember the book now. What I do remember is this: no amount of clever hand gestures trying to direct attention from your zipper to points away from your zipper will distract a group of eleven year old children. None. What does work? Listen up and you'll find out. The day before, Mike and Jeff Merritt had stumbled upon a large stash of nudie magazines in Huber Park. They had gone biking along one of the back trails to the swimming pool when Mike had noticed the magazines peeking through the bushes while he biked down the trail. He stopped and got a better look. There were several magazines all of types. Horny Nurses was the name of the only magazine I can remember, and it featured nurses with stethoscopes and tongue depressors doing things I still could only wished happened to me at the doctor's office. I am paying prostitute prices to Dr. King, and I think I should get some sort of repciprocation. Am I asking too much? Possibly. Anyway, back to the story. Jeff and Mike met me at the pool and Jeff told me about it when he arrived, but didn't seem to make a big deal about it. On the other hand, Mike was more than willing to take me back to Huber Park to show me the magazines, and in the meantime get another look at some horny nurses himself. We returned to the stash of magazines and never seemed to return to the pool to talk to our friends. Jeff caught up to us a few hours later, sitting in a self-made lounge, reading nudie magazines next to our Huffy's, draped in swim shorts, a large white towel and tennis shoes. I suppose we looked out of place, but back then we didn't care. In front of that chalkboard, all I could think about was Mrs. Dray in a nurse's outfit. Well, come to think of it, I also ended up thinking about Joyce Choi, Denise Kostora, |
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