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Biography
Real Bacon, is the only good thing to come from the sewers of Westside Brisbane in 2003, and has been bursting eardrums ever since. The Real Bacon Saga started when metal gurus Nick and Harry decided they had had enough of their Doc Martens, and traded them in for real shoes. They recruited two unlikely suspects, though they have proved to be everything the band inspires to be. They bought with them only a sense of humour. With their "abilities" combined, they became captain planet. (I mean real bacon).
We have yet to make a Cd of quality standard...actually, come to think of it, we have yet to make one song of quality standard. That is not to say that we won't, just don't hold your breath. We believe our music is ripped from other proper bands such as the Lighthouse family and Boyz to Men.
Our live shows revolve around bad songs, good jokes and a Whole lot of posing.
The Saga continues. Bye, Steve and Benno.
Individual Bios
Harry
Real Name: Harrison Mortimer, aka HMO
DOB: Eldest member
Job in band: Drums
General: Cultured and best dressed. Harry brings another level to the band, as his drumming style is great.
Likes: To hit on the drums, music, dancing to Whitney Houston (for a video clip of it e mail us we'll be happy to send it), Karaoke.
Dislikes: Sobering up, Customers, being arrested on New Years Eve, Bananas
Influences: Taylor Hawkins, Incubus, Australian idol, X factor
Famous for: Double Crossovers, giving up drinking for six months after being arrested on New Years Eve. Having a great sense of humour.
Steve
DOB: Youngest member
Job in band: To sing like a yokel and strum on the guitar.
General: Steve is the singer in the band. He is unusual in his style of singing, and even though he sounds like a tortured animal, he doesn't try to put on an American accent.
Likes: School, bullies, people who abuse me on stage, annoying people, my ability to write top ten billboard smash hits.
Dislikes: AFI, Make up on guys, Heavy metal, not getting abused on stage, nightmares, wetting the bed.
Influences: NoFx, Frenzal Rhomb, Hilltop Hoods, Blink 182.
Famous for: Being a South African Bodybuilder, air drumming, being extremely hilarious.
Ben
DOB: Who cares
Job in band: Ace on Bass
General: Benny learnt his very mediocre bass playin skills in the nation of Zimbabwe
Likes: Posing, talking to Steve on stage, being extreme, sensual massages, desperate housewives.
Dislikes: Demeaning comments (from Steve), getting slapped in the face, fat people, politician that lick George bush's anal canal.
Influences: Mark hoppus, Fat mike and every punk band that he has ever heard.
Famous for: Having a huge noggin'. Hanging around public toilets. Being punched after a gig by a lunatic. His amazin 1-2-3-4's and Whoa's.
Nick
DOB: 1980 something
Job in band: Lead Guitar
General: Nick doesn't even live in Brisbane anymore. He is a great guitar player and is even good enough to study it at University.
Likes: Girls, Swearing
Dislikes: Bass Players, Singer/songwriters, thinking.
Influences: Mozart, Harry Mortimer.
Famous for: Living in the Ghetto, Goon, Dreadlocks, not being allowed to talk on stage, looking and smelling like a bum, singing back-up vocals in tune.