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| How to treat Women |
| Ah Ha! got ya! see this isn't only about guys treating women, but women treating guys! They are not as coi and chaste as they portray! |
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| Number One: DON'T hit a "girl" (Aka any female). it is much better to refer to her as a female canine than to use physical violence (though she will be mad at you due to emmotional hurt). |
| Number Two: Open doors for women. It is polite. Granted they do have some feminest who don't like it, they can just deal with it. If you don't open it, you get fussed at for being an inconsiderate male, if you do, you are treating her like she is helpless. Don't worry about them. It is a kind act, and many women greatly appriciate it. (makes them smile inside). |
| Number Three: BE NICE! Even if you have had a bad day, still be nice. IF she asks how she looks tell her the truth, but BE NICE about it. (aka, if she is smelly from just working out, take into consideration, that you may smell too! ... you can always mention how nice they look after working out ;-) |
| Number: 4 Be HONEST! if she just doesn't fit into that dress, tell her. She would much rather you tell her now, than after she is in public being snickered at. BUT, if she is already in public, be nice about it! (aka #3)! I have found that many females prefer the truth over you lying. Somehow, they can usually tell that! DOH! hehe. Be extremely gental in your truths. You will be rewarded by not getting slapped. |
| Number Five: Many females may lack the physical size of males. They are more "delicate," but that doesn't mean they are helpless. Do remember that they did get along without you before, so um... let them take care of things sometimes. You can not always be Super Man. Remember, most women are more Wonder Woman, than you are Super Man.... hehe (sorry, its usually the truth!... doh!) |
| Note to female: if you hit a guy first, um, sorry to say you are probably not a "lady" (unless he is doing something he isn't supposed to, then beat the livin' Stuff out of him and tell your daddy... :-) |