| High! Hi! Hey! |
| Briana - You the shit my midget friend. You're always there, even when you aren't. Know what I mean? |
| John - You are my favorite brother. As far as I see it, you're my only brother. Dont ever change. |
| Jenni - Cheat on Dave again. Come on, just do it. Dirty bitch. |
| Amanda - Keep Rick in Alabama. |
| Steve - You the bomb. I love goin camping with you in your car at McKinley. It's fun as fuck. And goin to the bar with you. Hell yeah. Stay cool kid. |
| Cortni - Even though we haven't really spoken lately, you've been my best friend since we were knee high to a grasshopper. You're the only person who has ever been able to kick my ass and leave scars. Yeah so what if we were 4? You still did it! HAHA! |
| Ronnie - You know I'm never gonna let down the fact that you threw up on my car. I started to forgive you though. Maybe I'll eventually get over it. HaHa. Take care of my midget huh? |
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