Beaver one, beaver all
Let's all do the beaver hual
*beaver sounds*
Beaver two, beaver three
Let's all clime the beaver tree.
*beaver sounds*
Beaver four, beaver five
Let's all do the beaver dive
*beaver sounds*
Beaver six, beaver seven
Let's all go to beaver Heaven
*beaver sounds*
Beaver eight, beaver nine
Stop! It's Beaver time!
Go Beaver! Go Beaver! Go Beaver!
Have you ever been swimmin' on a hot summer's day
With all the little fishies swimmin' up and down the bay
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants
And all the little fishies do the hootcie cootchie dance
You never did, and you never will
Have you ever been fishin' on a hot summer's day
Leanin' on a fence when the fence gave away.
With all the little fishies swimmin' up and down the bay
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants
And all the little fishies do the hootchie cootchie dance
You never did, and you never will
Have you ever been fishin' on a cold winter's day
With all the little fishies frozen up and down the bay
With their hands in their pockets and their pockets in their pants
Cause it's too cold to do the hootcie cootcie dance
You never did, and you never will!
Oh how I hate to get up in the morning!
Oh how I hate to get out of bed!
But the worstest part of all is to hear the bugler call:
"You gotta get up, you gotta get up, you gotta get up in the morning!"
Someday I'm gonna murder the bugler,
Someday you're gonna find him dead!
And then I'll get the other pup,
The one that wakes the bugler up,
And spend the rest of my life in bed, bed bed, bed, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep
SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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I was sittin' on my front proch, chewin' my bubblegum, *chewing sounds*
Playin' with my yo-yo
Weeyoweeyo
When along came Herman the Worm.
And he was this big
And I said "Herman, what happened?"
"I ate my dad"
and the very next day,
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"I ate my mom"
and the very next day,
(chorus)
"I ate my brother"
and the very next day,
(chorus)
"I ate my sister"
and the very next day,
(chorus)
"I Burped!"
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