I first met Nicola when she was being strange in the Litten Tree one night. This was to become something of a pattern as I grudgingly learnt to accept her. I soon learnt that she loved one thing more than anything else; scaring people with her mental dancing! However, I was not to witness the delights of this for some time, mainly because I feared it would crush my will to live. However, when I did finally see the mentallness, I think it was one of the biggest shocks of my life, and that was in the Litten Tree on Tuesday Sep 11 2001! So that is saying something!

Close behind this strange desire to be mental at night is Nicola�s habit of drinking a lot. She likes getting very drunk, and I cant see anything wrong with that. One other thing she seems to have a strange perversion for, is dressing up in school uniform! Every opportunity she can she gets into the old pigtails! She�s even got a page on her website on it for god�s sake! School Disco See! What a pervert!

Nic is great cos you can always have a stupid conversation with her, (but between me and you I think she thinks we�re being serious when we�re talking about her dancing on stage while me and Ship light fires � what a nut!), and also she has a great sense of humour! She is always laughing at something or other, and that�s why she�s fun to be around!