Claim to fame: Was drafted by the New York Yankees in the 14th round of the 2001 amateur draft but refused to sign a contract after he found out George Constanza didn't really work for the team.
Claim to fame: Was originally cast in the movie A League of their own but was fired when she kicked Tom Hanks in the groin. The part later went to Rosie O'Donnell.
Claim to fame: Is a true multi-sport athlete, not unlike Bo Jackson. He has played hockey, lacrosse, baseball and for a short time, football (although it was so brief no one remembers it all).
Claim to fame: Can eat a five pound bag of Spitz before the third inning. Often questions umpires by asking "Or am I?" when they call him out on the base paths.
Claim to fame: Has been drunk for every Funtastic ball tournament since age of 5. Almost needed leg amputated after Cannons' debut.
Claim to fame: Once known as 'Skinny G' he gave up a promising hip-hop music career to concentrate solely on slo-pitch. One day he hopes to be as good as Jeremy.
Claim to fame: Shaved off his trademark afro in order to look more like minimally-talented pop star Shawn Desman. Hobbies include pissing on teammates' cars.
Claim to fame: Has extensive baseball experience - his old team, the Thunderbirds, won the T-ball championship in 1988 and he has seen the movie Little Big League over 30 times.
Claim to fame: Has two names.
Claim to fame: Often quotes The Simpsons. Lured away from Mr. Burns' Power Plant team when Simpsons creators refused to put him into The Softball Song.
Claim to fame: Only has one real shoulder - the other is made of spaghetti and paper mache. Voted by teammates as most likely to lose his glove somewhere on the field during an inning
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Claim to fame: Was once a full-time Cannons' player, but was forced to leave the team due to alcohol abuse. Has been clean and sober since 1987.
Claim to fame: Turned down a baseball scholarship to an American university to play junior 'A' hockey in Langley all because he wanted to get Rick Lanz's autograph.
Claim to fame: In the late 1970s and early 1980s he had a large beard and large aviator sunglasses, and was often mistaken for a white Reggie Jackson.
Claim to fame: Mistakenly called Pam for the majority of 2004 by some teammates. Once taught the King of Norway how to throw a curveball.
Claim to fame: Has spanked Kyle Bucholtz on numerous occasions.
Claim to fame: Has, on at least one occasion, done a drunken backwards somersault into a wall. Also plays on another slo-pitch team with a 62-man roster.