CHAT UP LINES

My name is Nick...remember that,you'll be screaming it later.
I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade.
My name isn't Elmo,but you can tickle me anytime you want too.
I know milk does a body good,but DAMN,how much have you been drinking?
If you were the last woman and i was the last man on earth,I bet we could do it in public.
I think i can die happy now..cuz i've seen a piece of heaven.
Hi,my name is "Milk".I'll do your body good.
Can i borrow a quarter?I want to call my mom and tell her i just met the girl of my dreams.
I'm new in town,can i have directions to your house?
Help the homeless.Take me home with you!.
If i told you,you had a nice body,would you hold it against me?
I may not be the best looking guy in here,but i'm the only one talking to you.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart,so i could ride you all day for a quarter.
If i could rewrite the alphabet,I would put you and I together.
Are those real?
You can feel the magic between us...No,lower!.
If it's true that we are what we eat,then i could be you by morning.
You know if i was you,I'd have sex with me.

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