[The scene fades into a local hotel room. Nic Totopoulous is in the room and he is furiously trying to pack his clothes into his suitcase. He finally gets his suitcase packed. He gives a little chuckle and mutters under his breath.]
Stupid police. What a bunch of morons. They thought they could catch me, Nic Totopoulous. They are some of the stupidest people I have ever seen. Since I am anti-stupid, I guess they are pretty screwed. They mess with me and I’ll kick their asses.
[Just then there is a knock on the door.]
Totopoulous – Who is that I wonder?
Behind the door – This is the police. Open the door Totopoulous we know you’re in there. Come out with your hands on your head and everything will be over.
Holy Shit! How, why, Goddamn. This is terrible.
You’ve got three seconds because I kick the door down.
[Totopoulous looks around frustrated. He doesn’t know what to do.]
1…
[Totopoulous tries to come up with something.]
2…
[Totopoulous looks at the window. He runs over leaving his bag on the bed. He climbs through the window. He is only three floors above the ground.]
3!!!
[The police kick the door down and burst into the room. There are three of them. There is no one where. They look in the bathroom to find no one. They take a look at Totopoulous’ stuff on the bed. They throw it everywhere looking for a clue. Then they look out the window and see Totopoulous streaking across a yard just outside the building. One of the officers starts speaking into the walky talky.]
Come in. Totopoulous is on the run just outside the Days Inn here. Send over a squad car.
And you two get down there and chase him. Don’t stop until backup has arrived.
2nd police officer – You’ve got it chief. Let’s go.
[The two run out the door.]
Damn Totopoulous. He’s gonna get it!
[We resume with Nic Totopoulous running across the lawn and the police officers exiting the building and chasing him. The chase continues down the street along the sidewalk. The officer’s are getting closer as they run around people to get to Totopoulous. Totopoulous is pushing people to the side as he runs down the street. He turns into an alley. The two officers follow him. Totopoulous runs through a door and into a building. The two follow. It appears to be an abandoned warehouse. The two officers look around but can’t find Totopoulous.]
Come out Totopoulous with your hands on your head and this won’t get messy. All you have to do is cooperate.
[Then they hear a rustling behind some boxes. The officer walks over and looks behind and points his gun. Totopoulous is there hiding. Totopoulous gets up and walks out from behind at gun point.]
Thought you could get away did you?
You know I did. And I almost did.
Well not this time bucko. Walk over there.
[Totopoulous walks over against a wall. Just then the other officer comes forward. His has been covering his face this whole time. He lifts up his hat. Totopoulous gets this strange look on his face. Only the back of his head can be seen still. He puts his hat back down and steps back.]
Alright, now I’ve gotta cuff ya Totopoulous.
Right, okay.
[The officer walks over with the handcuffs. Then the second officer takes out his taser and steps toward the second cop. Just then the second cop turns around. The cop with the taser puts it behind his back.]
Radio in and let them know we have him.
3rd officer – Sure thing.
[The 2nd officer turns around again with the handcuffs. Then the 3rd cop takes the taser out again and pokes the second cop in the back. He falls to the floor.]
Thanks man. You saved my ass. I owe you.
Don’t mention it.
[Then the 3rd cop takes off his hat and reveals himself as Wall2K!]
It was my pleasure man.
[Then the two of them pick up the officer. The scene cuts to outside where. Two cop cars are pulling up in front of the warehouse. Four officer’s step out and walk to the building. The cautiously open the door. They peer in and see an unconscious cop sitting tied to a chair. He has lip stick all over his face.]
4th Cop – Damn it! That mother fucker Totopoulous! He’s gonna get his.
[The scene fades to black.]