[Nic Totopoulous is seen lying on a beach unconcious. There are a group of girls surrounding him. Totopoulous comes to conciousness. He sits up and looks around. He next looks at the girls around him.]
Totopoulous - Where am I?
Girl #1 - You are on the beach of Lake Ontario.
You didn't put me in the water did you?
Girl #2 - No of course not. That would equal death. It is way to polluted in there.
Thank God. What am I doing here? And how did I get here?
Girl #3 - Well you see, we brought you here. We found you lying behind a bar with food stains all over your clothes, so we brought you here.
Why here?
Girl #4 - Why not here?
Well I don't live here. You could have taken me home.
You don't live behind a bar either. Now why would we take you home anyway? Expecially when we don't know where you live.
That's a good point.
Of course it is.
You should rest. We've gotta go. Bye.
Ya, uh... Thanks I guess.
Your welcome.
[The six girls all run away laughing. Totopoulous gets up, but falls back down hard. He grabs his head in pain. He checks his pockets. He checks them again.]
My wallet! Those stupid bitches. God damn! Alright, time to get up.
[Totopoulous
gets up and begins to walk away from the beach and toward the road.
He starts to walk down the side of the road. A car drives by right where Totopoulous is walking. The car drives through a puddle and splashes muddy water all over him.]
For Christ's sake! Man, now I'm wet too. At least it's not cold out. But rain would't be good either.
[Just then it starts to rain.]
What the... oh geez. That's just my luck. I've gotta hike all the way back to the other side of the city, it's raining, and I'm covered in mud and food. This can't get any worse.
[Totopoulous continues to walk down the street. Then he sees a kid riding his bike as fast as he can so he can get out of the rain sooner. The kid is approaching Totopoulous.]
Hey kid! Come here!
[The kid slows down and stops in front of Totopoulous.]
Kid - My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.
Shut up! Give me the bike.
No!
[The kid kicks Totopoulous in the shins. Totopoulous grabs his shin.]
Ouch! What the hell!
[Totopoulous pushes the kid over and takes the bike. He proceeds to ride down the road with it. He comes across at McDonalds. He looks at it, and rides through the drive through. No one is talking to him because he is not in a car and the bike is not heavy enough to get the drive through to work. He then goes up to the first window.]
Worker #1 - Excuse me sir, but you can't come down here on a bike.
So?
So... I can't serve you.
Yes you can.
No I can't.
Yes you can, now do it.
No.
Yes, or I'll hit you.
Alright fine. What do you want?
A Big Xtra Meal.
That comes to $4.84. Get your money ready and move up to the next window.
Alright.
[Totopoulous rides up to the next window. He is given his foosd]
See ya suckers! Ha! Ha! Ha!
[Totopoulous takes off on his bike.]
Worker #2 - Oh well. Heys guys! There goes another guy without paying.
Worker #3 - Whatever. As long as I'm getting paid.
[Totopoulous has now turned onto another street and comes across a swimming pool. He rides into the parking lot and parks his bike. He walks inside.]
Hey, I want to swim.
Lifeguard #1 - Sorry, we have lessons right now. p; We have fun swim every afternoon from 2:00 until 4:30, and Monday, Wednesday and Friday evening from 7:00 until 8:30.
Let me try this again. I want to swim, as in right now.
I'm sorry sir but those are the hours.
Right, but I want to swim now.
I'm sorry but those are the hours.
Well I'm going in anyway.
Hold on a minute. Hey Nic! Can you come here for a second.
Nick? That's funny.
Nic the lifeguard
- What's the problem Rachel?
This guy wants
to go swimming now. I told him the hours and he's going to go in
anyway.
Well sir, if
you don't leave I'm going to have to call the police.
Hold on now.
I want to go swimming. I'm going to put in a complaint. What's
your name?
Nic Hay.
Nick...
No K.
Are you kidding
me?
No.
Alright then.
Nic, with no K, Hay. There we go. Now who do I call to get
you in trouble?
Teresa at City
Hall. But I'm not getting in trouble.
You bet your
ass you are!
[Totopoulous
storms out of there. Just then Nic the lifeguard runs out a side
door.]
Hey, you're
Nic Totopoulous right?
Ya, that's
right.
Well, good
luck against T-Money, you're gonna need it.
That's it,
you won't let me go swimming, and now you mock me. You're dead punk!
[Totopoulous
chases Nic the lifeguard back into the building. Nic the lifeguard
locks the doors so Totopoulous can't get in. Totopoulous is left
outside banging on the doors and Nic the lifeguard standing inside laughing.
The scene fades to black.]