[Nic Totopoulous is seen walking around backstage with his UWA United States Championship Title belt over his shoulder.  Just then an interviewer approaches him.  Totopoulous sees him and tries not to see him and turns to walk the other way.]

Interviewer - Mr. Totopoulous, can I have a quick word please?

Totopoulous - Alright, fine.  What do you wannt to know?

Even after the last time you just kinda shrugged off Jay Lakewood, the new-comer to the UWA, he still wants to get in the ring with you.

I know.

So, are you going to respond to him once again, and what are you going to say?

Well, he has been running his mouth quite a bit lately.  And it seems that his memory is a little too good.  But with all that aside, he also had a few things to say to Reverend Snow.  That's fine with me, I wish that he would bother Snow and not me.  I don't need to be bothered by him, I just want to be left alone.  In fact, I've stated on a number of occations what it is that I want.  Unfortunately I don't think that I am going to be able to get.  But back to Lakewood.  This man truly has one of the biggest mouths in the UWA.  I thought that I had a big mouth, and I really do, but this man takes the cake.  How many matches has this guy wrestled?  Come on, tell me.

Umm...

That's what I thought!  This man has talked about how he has beaten big names here in the UWA back in the day.  It was a long time ago man.  Maybe they weren't as good then?  I don't know.  How is that different from my victory over the World Champion The Cosmos?  How is that different?

...

That's right!  It's not different.  Who has he beaten since he got here, who has, "The Sweetness", beaten since he's gotten here?

...

Exactly!  No one.  Where does he get the nerve to start asking for title shots this early in his UWA career?  I don't know.  When I first came in, I paid my dues, I wrestled the low enders.  Do you see me now just a few months later?  Do you?  I'm the UWA United States Champion.  If this Jay Lakewood is just as good as he says he is, then in a few months he'll be challenging me to UWA World Title match.  But right now I listen to this guy talk.  I was good in the indy league, blah blah blah, I used to turn down the new guys in the indies, blah blah blah.  Jay I've got a news flash for you, this is the UWA.  This is where the big boys play.  This is where people either shine or flop.  For the first time in your life you are wrestling on a grand scale here in the UWA alright?  Do you understand?  In the UWA you just don't ask for a title shot.  Look at Gravedigger.  This man was a great indy wrestler.  I've seen this man compete with the best back in TNT Wrestling.  But now he is in the UWA.  You know what, he has decided to take the right way up to the top, because he will end up there.  He knows that he has to pay his dues.  He knows that he can't simply as for a title shot and get it.  And Jay, you will not get it.
 

 

But, might it be because you are scared of Jay?  Many people are scared of the unknown.  He is very unknown to you.

Did you just ask me if I am afraid?  Afraid of what?

Well that's my point.  You don't know what he has to offer.

I know that.  But I still don't get it?  Why should I be afraid?  I know that I am the best wrestler in the world today.  I know that no one can beat me when I am at my best.  And this includes Jay Lakewood.  This includes "The Sweetness".  You know it's funny.  Jay says he speaks the truth.  Maybe he does?  No, I'm wrong.  But wait, maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe he speaks the truth and that is why I am scared.  No, that's not true.  I'm not scared.  I really am not.  You know what I am ready to be a top guy.  It's funny, I'm no ready I am a top guy.  If you give me a shot at the title then I would agree to it.  Then I would defend it to whoever wanted a shot.  Sorry, whoever deserved a shot.

Who do you feel deserves a shot at the title now?

Me.

...Oh...

And Jay, if I want to face only the people at the bottom of the UWA, then why am I not accepting this challenge against you?  Oh right, because I want to wrestle the top guys, I want to wrestle the best wrestlers in the UWA so that I can prove to the world that I am the best wrestler in the world.  I don't need to prove it to myself because I already know that I'm the best.  That's all I've got to say about Jay Lakewood.  Oh, and stop stealing other people's catch phrases.  Please, just stop.
 

 

Well, if that's all you've got to say about Jay, then what about Wall2K?

What about him?

Well you've got a match against him on Tuesday.

I know, so what?

Well I would like a comment.

Alright then.  Well, Wall2K has been a thorn in my side for a while now.  He has pissed me off to the point that I can't think.  Him and Sparky Anderson.  The stupid k.W.o.  All that "kool" crap.  It's really starting to get on my nerves.  Wait, not starting, but it is really becoming a little too much for me here.  I want him to leave this "kool" crap and, ahh...  Just pissing me off.  Well, if I beat Wall2K, I think that it will be the best accomplishment of my life.  It will help me to prove myself to everyone.  That's all I'm done.

Thank you very much.

The pleasure is all yours.

[Nic Totopoulous smiles into the camera and walks down the hall.  The scene fades to black.]