[Nic Totopoulous is seen walking down the hall.  A female interviewer approaches him.  Totopoulous is wearing a snazzy pink shirt to match his pink tights.  The interviewer begins to speak to him.]
 

 

Interviewer - Nic Totopoulous, Totopoulous, can I aask you a few questions?

Totopoulous - First, you may address me as Mr. Totoopoulous.  Second, I believe you meant to say "May I ask you a few questions?"  Now, as long as you are polite, and refer to me as Mr. Totopoulous, I think I might be able to answer a few.

Excellent, thank you.  First, you have a match coming up this Monday for the UWA U.S. Championship.  It is a four way match that pits you against Fraz, Marcus Luster, and of course the U.S. champion himself, Eddie Draven.

Ya, so, when's the first question?

Oh, right, sorry.  The question is, Fraz in his last interview seemed very confident that he was going to walk away with the title.

So what?  So what if he has confidence?  Should I be scared because he kicks ass every night?  Who's ass has he kicked that has actually meant anything?  Please, tell me.  Fraz is nothing.  Blah blah blah, I'm the next U.S. Champ, blah blah blah.  Please, this man is stupid, getting into a match with me.  What a dumbass.  I've said it before and I'll say it again, Fraz got caught up in something he's just not ready for yet.  That's about it.  He's not ready for the big time, and that is where this match is.  In the big time.  Enough about Fraz, he makes me sick, next question.

Alright, how do you feel about Marcus Luster?  What do you think his chances are?

Aha!  Two questions.  Well I'll answer the first question, and then the second.  How do I feel about Marcus Luster.  Well, he's a nice guy.  We're friends.  Ummm...  He's a good wrestler with lots of upside, but I don't think he's ready for this match yet.  As for the second question.  What do I think his chances are?  Well, let me think about that one.  Umm.............  Not so good.  I think he will lose.  Why you ask?  Because I will win.  Do you have any good questions for me?  Hey, that question was better than all of your questions.  Do you now see how simple it is?

Umm... yes?  No?  I don't know.

Ya see, that was a tough question.  It was a good question.  Well, it would be easy for me to answer, but I guess you are too stupid to answer it.  But that's okay, I forgive you, this time.
 

 

Uh...  Okay.  Next question.  You said before that You wanted to stop Eddie Draven before he was a star.  You wanted to prove that you are the next superstar in the UWA, and not Draven.  Would that possibly be fear Mr. Totopoulous?  Are you scared of Eddie Draven?

Do I look scared?

Not now.

Exactly.  I'm not scared.  I don't ever look scared, and I'm never scared.  Name for me one time that I have looked scared.

Well, I can't think of one.  But you've never had anything to lose in a match against someone with the talent of Eddie Draven.

Look, Draven is a good wrestler, and he deserves all the success he gets.  I'm just saying that his success will be limited because he will never have the chance to surpass yours truly.  The reason I want a match with him one on one is because I know that I can beat him.  I know that I have to beat him.  If I want to ever become the World Champion, I am going to have to beat Eddie Draven.  I am going to have to stop him from getting ahead of me and winning the World Title.  I am not going to let him become the World Champ without wrestling me.  He is not going to be able to dodge me, if he wants to be the best, he's gonna have to prove it against me.

Okay, last question.

You ask a lot of questions.  I think I've had enough.  Ya, that's enough for me.

But just this one last...

No!  I'm sorry but no.  I have spoken enough.  These people do not deserve to hear anymore of what I have to say, and neither do you.  Now get out of my way, I'm in a hurry.

Okay, thanks again.

[Nic Totopoulous walks down the hall very quickly.]

Man, every time I try to interview that guy he runs off like that.  I never get enough information from him.

Cameraman - Well, maybe you should try to catch him talking to a friend of his backstage.

I don't think he has any friends.

Ha!  Ha!  Stupid.

[The scene fades to black.]