[Nic Totopoulous is seen backstage. He is walking down the hallway toward his dressing room. He walks into the room and takes a seat on the bench. He takes off his shoes and notices the camera. He looks at the cameraman for a moment.]
Totopoulous
- What do you want?
Cameraman -
Well, just a few words. T-Money has had quite a bit to say over the
last few days, and I'd like to hear your take on it all. And please
don't hurt me, I'm just doing my job.
Ya, I'm too
tired to hurt you. Well, I haven't heard it all yet, I've been busy
these past few days but I guess I can say a few words.
Thank you.
The camera's on and ready whenever you are.
Alright.
Well, T-Money
has most definately had a lot to say these past few days. And really,
all of it is bull. But when I take a close look at things, everything
I say is a huge load of crap too. I mean really, who's to say that
I'm going to win this match. Well, I do, and so do many other people.
Who says that T-Money is going to win the match. Well he does, and
so do many other people. There are people on either side of the fence.
There are a large number of people that are right on the fence, very uncomfortably
I might add. Then there are people that just simply don't care.
Well, I care, and I'm sure that you T-Money care too. So, when you
say that you can beat me, fine, say what you want. T-Money, you can
think whatever you want. You know that you need Joe's help to win
this match, and you know that you will try to find a way to screw me out
of the title. But that's fine with me. That's fine, I will
enjoy the challenge. Everyone knows that it won't be a challenge
for me to beat you one on one. I guess it will be somewhat of an
obstacle course. What's Joe gonna try to hit me with next?
How is T-Money gonna try to take advantage of that situation. How
is Joe gonna cheat to win? It's gonna be fun.
Now, there
is something else I wanted to address. I wanted to address the fact
that I am Canadian. Let's take a look here, I'm from Canada, and
you I presume are from the United States. So what? I don't
get it. Why does that make a difference? Do you hate Canada?
If yes, then why? Is it because Canadians are better than you?
I'm not going to go out and say that Canada is so much better than the
States because it's not true, not at all. I'll be the first to admit
it, Canada mimicks the United States. Homer Simpson said it best,
Canada is most definately U.S.A. Junior. So I don't see how my being
Canadian has a great effect on this match. But, if you want to make
it an issue, and if you want to hate Canadians, you can do that by yourself.
But who is right there beside the U.S.'s side everytime the States makes
an International decision? Canada. Who should all American's
love? Canadians. And who should all Canadian's love?
Americans. It's just the way it is. Those anti-America groups
in wrestling today have it all wrong. Now I am proud to be Canadian,
and I am proud to the UWA United States Champion.
So remember
T-Money, everything you say is a load of crap. Everything I say is
a load of crap. At Sex and Violence, we'll find out who's load of
crap is most accurate.
Is that good
enough for ya?
That should
do fine. I was looking for something a little longer though.
Like what,
I song or dance?
That would
have been good.
Are you joking?
No, but I understand
that it's not quite your thing, so I didn't really expect it.
I sure as hell
hope not. Unless you want me to sing some Danzig for you. Danzig
is awesome, and eighty's metal rules!
Right, sure
it does. Anyway, I'll be leaving now.
You don't want
to hear any?
Bye!
[The
cameraman quickly leaves the room and shuts the door.]
Hmmm...
That's odd. I thought everyone liked that music. Maybe no one
does. Maybe Blader was lying to me. I've got to find out, but
after this Sunday.
[Totopoulous
takes off his shirt as the camera fades to black.]