[Raising Fear by Armored Saint hits the speakers.  The crowd begins to boo.  Nic Totopoulous comes out from behind the curtain, and makes his way down the ramp.  He is wearing his UWA Television Championship title belt around his waist.
 

 

Totopoulous hops up on to the apron, climbs through the ropes and into the ring.  A microphone is tossed into the ring for him.  He catches it with ease.  He puts the microphone to his mouth, the music stops, and he begins to address the sold out UWA audience.]

This past Thursday Blader and I had a chance at winning the UWA Tag Team Championship Titles.  Well, as all of you know, we didn't.  On that night we just didn't have what it takes to win the title that night.  This is something I don't do very often, but I will do it tonight, Wall2K and Sparky Anderson deserve the tag team titles after our performance on Thursday.  But you know what?  So we had a bad night.  Everyone has one every now and then.  Not everyone is perfect.  In that match, it was a fluke that the k.W.o. won that match.  It was a fluke because Blader and I were a little off our games.  We had never teamed together before, so this was a first for both of us.  However, the next time it will be different.  Next time Blader and I have a chance at winning the tag titles, we will learn from our mistakes.  That is what separates the good wrestlers from the best wrestlers, it is that great wrestlers learn from their mistakes.  This is exactly what we are going to do.  We will learn from this, we will regroup, and we will dominate.  I can't take it any other way.  This is the way it's going to have to be, no questions asked.  Wall, Sparky, I hope you are ready for what we will dish out next time, because P.U.N.K.S. doesn't go down without a fight.

As for this past Saturday night on Stranglehold, what a waist of my time.  I didn't even have to show up for the match.  Tony Carr was the biggest disappointment of my entire career.  He shows up for one day and starts insulting Canadians, then what does he do, he gets his ass kicked.  He thinks that he is better then Canadians, well, I guess I just proved to him and everyone that this American is the biggest pile of crap, not only in the UWA, but in the world.  At least this got me back to my winning ways.  At least I was able to pick up a victory against someone before I wrestle a real wrestler, and not some jobber.
 

 

This Thursday on Rampage I get a chance to prove once again that I am the best wrestler on Television.  I have a one on one confrontation against the one and only Mike Cook.  Mike Cook as I'm sure you all know is a new comer here in the UWA, even newer than myself.  He is no new that I do not think that he deserves a shot at my title, but the boss says that's the way it's gonna have to be.  I have not choice but to prove my worth here against less than crappy wrestlers now, but I will get past it, and I will strive to be the best in the business.  I will strive to be the UWA World Heavyweight Champion.  Wait, I don't have to prove that I'm the best, I'm already the best.  And I should be the World Champion.  If I was given the chance, then I could beat Wall2K.  But I have to concentrate on Mike Cook for now.  Wait, no I don't.  Mike Cook is garbage.  He is worse than garbage.  But there is one thing I have to worry about, and that is that I won't see it coming when he out wrestles me in this match.  Ooohhh, I'm so worried.  I might not see it coming.  The only thing I might now see is possible cake in the back waiting for me in celebration of kicking your ass.  But hey, Mike's not trying to be cocky, he can back it up.  He can right?  Wrong!  Oh wait, I forgot, he's two and zero.  He hasn't lost yet.  Big whoopty doo.  Who have you beaten?  Hell, I don't even know, because they are a bunch of nobodies.  But I am a somebody.  I am the somebody that is going to give you your first defeat this Thursday on Rampage.  Mike Cook, I'll see you, in the ring.

[Nic Totopoulous drops the microphone.  Raising Fear by Armored Saint once again hits the speakers.  He walks over to the ropes, and jumps over the top rope and to the outside.  He walks up the ramp arguing with fans.  He goes through the curtain and backstage.  The music stops, and the show continues.]