[Nic Totopoulous is seen in a local hotel in the New York area. He is in an elevator. The doors open, he exits, then he walks down the hall. He stops at a door. Totopoulous looks at a sheet of paper in his hand, then at the number on the door. He proceeds to knock. A moment later Jerry Seinfeld opens the door.]
Totopoulous
- Hey Jerry, how's it goin'?
Jerry Seinfeld
- Hey Nic, what's goin' on bud?<
Not much.
How are you holdin' up?
Not bad.
I'm just getting over a cold. Wow, it really has been a long time
hasn't it. The last time I saw you, you were just a teenager.
Ya, times have
changed.
Man, you are
becoming quite the celebrity haven't you? You've been doing that
wrestling for a few years now. You raking in the big bucks?
Well, I'm doing
pretty good for myself. I wouldn't say the big bucks yet, but I'll
get there soon. As soon as this contract is over, I think I'll be
up for a raise.
You know what,
that is just great. I see you took care of that chump Jason Jet pretty
nicely.
Well ya.
He tries hard, but he just isn't there yet. Man did he ever piss
me off though. Actually, he's in a hair match against a new guy,
Marcus Luster. Marc told me that when he wins, he will let me shave
Jason's head. That would be the greatest! I can't wait until
Marc wipes the floor with him.
Ha! Ya
right? That's great. I hope he does win. It will be sweet
revenge.
Oh you know
it will.
So, who have
you been wrestling with lately? I see you've gotten together with
Blader. How's he doin'? There's another guy I haven't seen
fof a while.
Well, I've
got a match this week against Wall and Sparky. It's a tag match with
Blader for the Tag belts.
Really, well
I hope you win. Best of luck to ya, you're gonna need it.
What do you
mean I'm gonna need it? Blader and I are the best wrestlers in the
UWA today. P.U.N.K.S. is taking over this place.
Well, all I
mean is that Wall is a great wrestler. He is the World Champ.
And Sparky is getting better as every match goes on.
So? What's
your point? Wall and I have already wrestled. He couldn't beat
me. If that match had gone right to the end, I would have had his
shoulders pinned to the mat for the three count and the victory.
Listen, I don't
mean any disrespect, you are very talented, but I don't think you have
what it takes to beat the k.W.o. Blader doesn't either, and you couldn't
even beat Blader.
Buddy, you
are cruisin' for a bruisin'. I've listened to just about enough.
Really, you have got it all wrong man. P.U.N.K.S. are the most dominant
force in the UWA.
Even with that
rookie Stonehart? I mean he's just a rookie.
Hey, I'm still
pretty much a rookie alright. Stonehart is one of the most talented
wrestlers I've ever seen. That's why he's the Jobber Crusher.
Sure, I don't
think he's gonna beat all those lower end wrestlers.
What?
I've had enough. I'm going to leave now before somebody gets hurt
here.
Whatever man.
I still think you're wrong. I think that it's gonna be tough this
Thursday for ya.
That's it.
You shouldn't have said that.
[Nic
Totopoulous punches Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry goes flying over the couch.
Totopoulous goes over and gives him a Vertibreaker. Just then Tome
Cruise walks in the door.]
Tom Cruise
- What hell is going on? Oh crap!! I'm calling the police.
Your ass is gonna get booked Totopoulous!
[Cruise
walks back out the door and into his room across the hall and slams the
door shut. Totopoulous runs over, and body checks the door open.
Cruise is on the phone. Totopoulous kicks him in the face, then delivers
a Vertibreaker to him too. Totopoulous runs out the door and into
the elevator. He goes down to the bottom floor. He takes off
through the lobby knocking a few people over in the process. He runs
out the door and hops in the back of a car. Driving the car is Blader
Skum, and in the passenger seat is Stonehart.]
Blader Skum
- What the hell are you doing? Reelax man.
Hit the gas!!!
I just kicked two celebrity's asses!!!
Stonehart -
What the hell? Why did you do that?
No time for
questions, just get me the hell outta here, they called the cops!
Oh shit!!!
[Blader
Skum hits the gas and they peel away from the hotel.]
[Later
on, the same car pull into the parking lot at a local arena. Totopoulous
gets out and walks calmly inside. He walks through the halls and
makes his way toward the P.U.N.K.S. dressing room.
He walks
through the door and into the room. He puts down his belt and his
bag. He sits on the bench, and begins to ponder the situation.]
Damn!
What the hell am I going to do to get out of this situation? Oh well.
Whatever happens happens. I guess I'll just say I was here the whole
time. But man the Seinfeld pissed me off. Wheer does he get
off telling me the P.U.N.K.S. isn't good enough to win tag gold?
I know we've never teamed before, but we know each other inside out.
We know what we are going to do at every moment of every match. We
have the advantage not Wall and Sparky. And man is Wall pissing me
off. All his saracsm about how I can be the best. He's sarcastic,
but he should know that I am the best. He should know that I am the
best wrestler on TV, and that's why I'm the TV Champ. Then he has
the audacity to say that Blader isn't able to beat him for the World Title.
Wall couldn't even beat me, and now he can beat Blader, who beat me fair
and square? That makes no sense. Another thing, how can he
say that Blader is too worried about World gold. If anyone is pre-occupied,
it's him. He's the one that has to worry about losing it, not Blader.
Wall is such a dumb-ass. He doesn't understand that the k.W.o. is
no match for P.U.N.K.S. As for Sparky, I hope he's not drinking before
the match. I want this man at his beat. I want him to feel
humiliated because we beat him at his best. Man, those tag titles
will belong to P.U.N.K.S., I can almost taste it.
As for Blader
keeping me down, there is no way I would ever let anyone keep me down,
not even Blader. He knows that I am a great wrestler, and he would
not try to stop me from rising to the top of the UWA. This just isn't
my time, it's Blader's time. Blader is the one who is going to be
the World Champ. Blader is the one who will rise to the top of the
UWA. Blader is the man right now, and no one is going to stop him.
I don't think I see anyonw stopping Stonehart right now either. I
figure his competition is going to be less than the best. It will
be the worst of the UWA. I see him crushing everyone in his path.
Stonehart will not be beaten, and he will be rookie of the month.
Man, and that
Tony Carr pissed me off. He wants to go around and talk crap about
Canadians, what the hell is his problem? Many of the best wrestlers
in history came from Canada. I'm not going to mention any names,
because none of them compare to myself, but there are quite a few Canadians
who ruled the wrestling world, just as I am going to rule the wrestling
world.
[Just
then Blader and Stone walk in.]
Who the hell
are you talking to?
I wasn't talking.
What are you talking about?
Yes you were.
Hey, you were talking to yourself. Ha! Ha!!!
Shut up!
I wasn't.
Alright, whatever
you say. Lets go get some food before the show. I'm starving.
Alright fine.
Let's go.
[All
three men leave the room. The scene fades to black.]
