[A video montage begins to play. It has some generic music playing in the background. It starts off with a short description of the short UWA career of Nic Totopoulous. Then it moves on to a short description of the short UWA career of Jason Jet. Then it shows Jason Jet hitting Nic Totopoulous over the head with a chair. Then O Fortuna by Carl Orff begins to play in the background. Then a montage of all of the events between Totopoulous and Jet are played. From Jet stealing the TV title, to Jet wrapping a chair around the head of Totopoulous. Then the music starts to fade with the video finishing with a picture of Jet and Totopoulous face to face, then Drago's face appearing out of no where.]
[Now there is a live camera with Nic Totopoulous sitting in a dark room. He appears to be in deep thought. He notices the camera. He is wearing one of his shirts, and just leather pants and nice black boots. He walks over to the camera. He sits down on a stool. He begins to speak.]
Before things get started here, I think that this Thursday night is going to be a big day for P.U.N.K.S. My fellow PUNKS in crime will be defending their UWA Tag Team straps against three other teams. They will be competing in a Four Corner Elimination Tag match. These other teams are D-Block, Psych Ward and K.W.O. As for D-Block, I have competed against their leader and the World Champ X-Kal, and he is one hell of a wrestler. I know that he wouldn't pick people to be part of his crew if they weren't of top quality. Now one of the two men I compete against this weekend is in this match, Drago. Now Drago hasn't been around for a while, but I know that come Sunday he will be back and he will be coming with only one thing in mind. He will be coming for my TV Title. Now that is fine with me. Maybe this Thursday he will be concerned about me not about his match this Thursday for the Tag title. As for the K.W.O., Wall2K doesn't seem to mind whether or not there is some foul play in this match, he seems to feel that he can win anyway. Well, I'm not so sure about that. You gave me an invitation to come down to the ring, well I just might have to do that then. You invited me, I'm not one to be rude and ignore an invitation. I just hope that you are prepared to deal with the concequences. P.U.N.K.S. will be represented on Thursday, and as usual they will come out on top.
Also this Sunday P.U.N.K.S. will have the chance to once again to prove why we are the best wrestlers in the UWA. ViperJ will be going up against Seth Wall, and the European Champion Reverend Snow. I know that ViperJ will be able to come out on top in this one. I know what Seth has to offer, and he's nothing compared to Viper. As for Reverend Snow, I know that he is one hell of a wrestler, but really, there is no competing with Viper. ViperJ will be the next European Champion. As for an old friend of mine, Blader Skum. He will be competing for the UWA World Heavyweight Championship title. He will be going against Wall2K and the champ, X-Kalibur. I've been in the ring with all three of these men, and I know that Blader Skum is the better of the three. Wall and X-Kal are good, but Blader Skum is going to be the next UWA World Heavyweight Champion.
As for the final match I had on my mind, the TV Title match. I will be going up against as you already know Jason Jet and Drago in a triple threat match. Jet, I've had enough of you and your caring. I've had enough of your bucktooth women coming down to the ring. Unless you are going to put a paper bag over the head of your carebear whore, then I don't want anything to do with her. As for POP, it's the sound of my neck breaking, fine, except the sound of a next breaking is more of a snap than a pop. Oh ya, and you're stupid.
As for your clock, I don't need a damn clock. I am a tickin' time bomb of destruction, I decide when to explode, and I'm deciding it's going to be the next time I see you. Oh ya, and you're stupid. So don't go around jabbering about a clock. You wanna talk shit, then do it. But I hope you can back up what you say, and what you do, because you are walking on thin ice here in this game of yours. You stealing my belt, proves that you are stupid. That is a stupid thing to do Jet, and you are going to pay, and it's going to be in the worst way possible.
Drago, I hope you come ready for this match. This Thursday, the beating Viper and Blader are going to lay on you is only going to be half of what I am going to do to you. I am going to beat you, well, enough of that.
Jet and Drago, I'll see you two, in the ring!!!
[Nic Totopoulous gets up off of the stool. He begins to walk away as the screen fades to black.]
