[An interviewer is seen in the ring.]

Interviewer - At this time I would like to announcee that we have a special interview for all of you fans out there.  This interview will be with none other that P.U.N.K.S. member, and current UWA Television Champion, Nic Totopoulous!

[Many coloured lights begin to flash at the entrance area.  Raising Fear by Armored Saint hits the speakers.  The crowd begins to boo.  Nic Totopoulous comes out from behind the curtain holding his UWA Television Championship belt, and showing it off to the crowd.  He makes his way down the ramp toward the ring.  He is wearing a leather vest and his regular tights.
 

 

Totopoulous makes his way down to the ring.  He tosses the belt over top of the top rope and into the ring, nearly hitting the interviewer awaiting him.  Totopoulous rolls underneath the bottom rope and into the ring.  He walks over to the interviewer that waits patiently for Totopoulous as Totopoulous picks up his belt.  He walks over to the turnbuckle, climbs it, and yells at the crowd as he raises his belt above his head.  He takes his vest off and tosses it into the crowd.  He hops down and walks over to the interviewer.  The music stops.]

Well Nic...

Nic Totopoulous - Nic?  Excuse me?  I believee I deserve a little more respect than that.  Please, call me Mister Totopoulous.

Umm...  Okay then.  Mister Totopoulous, last week on Rampage you faced off one on one with fellow P.U.N.K.S. member Blader Skum.  Now we all the result of this match, I was wondering how you feel about it?

How do I feel?  I feel great.  On that day, the better wrestler won.  Last Thursday Blader Skum was marginally the better wrestler, so he took home the chance to win the biggest prize in the game, the UWA World Heavyweight Championship.  But hey, what can I say?  It was either going to be me or him as the champion of this stupid tournament anyway.  They might as well have put us in a match for the number one contenders belt.  We are by far the best wrestlers in that tournament, no questions asked.  I jsut can't wait to see Blader bring home the gold at the Pay Per View.

Was it not a little disapointing though, not winning in your home country?

What kind of a question is that?  Of course it is.  It's disapointing not winning anywhere.  It doesn't matter where you are, it will be disapointing not to win a match, especially not one that is as important as that one.

That is a good point.  Now after the match, a new member to the UWA was seen leaving the ring with the two of you, Stoneheart.  Is he a new member of P.U.N.K.S.?

Are you stupid or just retarded?  Of course he is.  If you couldn't figure that out on Thursday, then you should have figured it out when he said he was in the group.

How do you feel about that?

Well, yet another great question.  Back in the day when I wrestled for TNT Wrestling, he and I just like Blader and I feuded in an attempt to become the World Champion.  We didn't like each other back then.  But we always had respect for one another.  As time went on, we stopped disliking each other so much, and became friends.  Blader and Stone were always friends before, but now the three of us together will not be able to be stopped.

Well I see no reason to believe otherwise.  Now...

Hey, hold this will ya?

[Nic Totopoulous hands the interviewer his belt.]
 

 

Uh...  Sure.  As I was about to ask, this week you have a chance to bring more gold to P.U.N.K.S.  This match is a tag team match against that pits you and fellow tag team member Blader Skum against the current UWA Tag Team Champions, k.W.o., consisting of the World Champion Wall2K and the hardcore champion Sparky Anderson.  I know P.U.N.K.S. and k.W.o do not see eye to eye, how will this match turn out?

What?  You have got to be kidding me.  Please tell me you are.  That is such a stupid question.  Give me the belt back, and get out of the ring.  Give me the mic.  Get out of here stupid.

[The interviewer hands Totopoulous his belt back.  He then hands him the microphone.  The interviewer proceeds to exit the ring, walk up the ramp and head backstage.]

Geez, they really need to get some better people working here.  This is so stupid.  I get bothered with stupid questions when I try to play hockey, and now this.  My God!  As for this Thursday, the k.W.o is going to be in for the fight of their lives.  Wall2K, you had better try hard to keep this title my friend, because at the Pay Per View Blader is going to steal the World Title from you.  This is the first time I have competed for Tag Gold in my entire career as a professional wrestler.  This is the first time I have teamed with Blader Skum in a tag match.  I have seen him and ViperJ compete though, and I have competed against him.  I know what to expect, and he knows what to expect from me.  We might seem to be a disadvantage because Sparky and Wall have been tagging for a long while now, but we don't.  We are the better team.  If anything, Wall and Sparky are disadvantaged, because two of the best wrestlers this industry has ever seen are about to enter the ring just across from you folks.  We are the two best wrestler's in the world today.  Wall, this is my chance to get you back for the attack two weeks ago.  The attack from behind, do you remember?  I think you do.  You reap what you sow, and this will be the end of the line for you.  The both of you know what P.U.N.K.S. are all about when you get them mad.  They kick ass and take names, and your names are number one and two on my list.  Prepare of beware boys, because it's going to be a long night for the two of you.  I'm the Tickin' Time Bomb of Destruction, the this week is going to be the week of the PUNK.

As for this Saturday on Stranglehold, I've got a match with my title on the line.  The title that says that I am the best wrestler on TV today, the UWA Television Championship will be up for grabs.  I will go one on one with the Canadian hater himself, Tony Carr.  Tony, I don't think you knew who you were messing with when you first started opened your big mouth.  I don't think you knew that Nic Totopoulous would be the one to step up and be a proud Canadian.  I don't think you thought that you would be in for an all-time ass-kicking my friend.  Tony, this Saturday I will be fighting for all the Canadians out there when I take you on, and I will be kicking your ass for all the Canadians watching.  Tony Carr, I'll see you, in the ring, bitch!

Raising Fear by Armored Saint once again hits the speakers.  Nic Totopoulous drops the microphone walks over to the ropes, and rolls underneath the ropes out of the ring.  He walks back up the ramp yapping at the booing fans.  He makes his way through the curtain and backstage.  The music stops, and the show continues.]