[The
lights dim. Raising Fear by Armored Saint hits the speakers.
The crowd begins to boo because they know that Nic Totopoulous, the traitor
is coming down to the ring. Then Nic Totopoulous comes out from behind
the curtain holding his UWA Television Championship title belt. He
begins to walk down the ramp toward the ring.
Totopoulous walks down the ramp toward the ring. He grabs a microphone before entering the ring. He rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring. The crowd begins to quiet down as he brings the microphone to his mouth. The music stops and the house lights come back on. He begins to address the sold out audience.]
Wow, what week it has been, eh? Now, I know a lot of people were somewhat surprised by the actions of P.U.N.K.S. last week on Rampage. And why would you be surprised? Could you not see the way I was sick of the k.W.o.? Could you not see the way Blader wanted to beat the hell out of every k.W.o. member? Could you not see the way they pissed us off every time they opened their damn mouths and spewed a ton of crap? I don't see what is so good about them. Even ViperJ was pissed with them. He can't stand them, and I don't blame him. Wall2K, Sparky Anderson, what a couple of dumb sons of bitches! They wanna mess with P.U.N.K.S., then they are going to get their asses kicked. Wall wants to be a guest commentator and watch the match, that's fine. But if he can watch it up close than I damn sure can. I just wanted to come down to the ring to watch the match, then out of no where Wall2k comes down and attacks me. What the hell is his problem? If he is going to attack me, not only for no reason but from behind, then why wouldn't I beat the living hell out of him after? I think that you people have got it all wrong here, it is not P.U.N.K.S. that are wrong, it is the k.W.o. But you know what? I doesn't matter what you think. It doesn't matter to me or to Blader. All I know is that I am looking to advance myself in this company, and if taking out the k.w.O. was the way to do it, then so be it.
Another thing last week on Rampage. The Cosmos, I told the world that I would be able to beat you. I told everyone that I was better than you, that I am the best wrestler on TV, that I cannot be beaten, and I proved it again. I beat The Cosmos with no trouble, because I am the best in the company, and the best in the world. The Cosmos, nice try pal. Your losing streak continues, and I still have never been pinned or forced to submit. The Cosmos, best of luck to you in the future, but I don't see luck coming your way any time soon.
As for this weeks Rampage, I have a chance to move on in a tournament for the UWA World Heavyweight Championship. This is the opportunity of a lifetime, but who is my opponent? It is none other than a good friend of mine, and a fellow PUNK, Blader Skum. Blader and I as I've said before go a long way back, and this blows that I have to face him in a match. But he said it before, who knows what will happen in that match. I sure don't. I think that Blader and I will come up with something. I still have not been pinned or made to submit, and it will not be this week. Blader will not pin me, and he won't. We will think of something. Don't worry. So Blader, I'll see you in the ring, and around places, and uh, ya.
As for Viper, he will be missed. He is one of the best wrestlers to ever lace up the boots in the UWA. I just hope he makes the best of his time with his family, because family truly does come first. Later folks.
[Raising
Fear by Armored Saint once again hits the speakers. The crowd begins
to boo once again. Nic Totopoulous drops the microphone and makes
his way out of the ring.
He hops off the apron and walks back up the ramp backstage. He goes through the curtain and backstage, the music stops and the show continues.]
...later in the show
[Nic Totopoulous is seen walking around backstage. He walks into a room with a sign on the door that says P.U.N.K.S. on it. He looks around the room.]
Hey! Blader! Where are you? Damn it, where is that guy. Geez, he's my ride home. Well... Hey, trainer's bed, I think I'll sleep 'till he gets back.
[Totopoulous lies down on the bed, closes his eyes, and falls asleep.]
...even later in the show
[Nic
Totopoulous is seen in a swamp. And he looks like... Yoda?
What? Yoda is in a swamp, what? Oh well. Yodapoulous
continues to walk around this swamp.
Then Blader Skum comes by.]
Totopoulous
- Man hey. Happened what to me?
Blader - Stop
doing that.
What doing?
That, god,
why are you talking like that?
Umm...
I don't know, that is annoying. Look at me, I'm a freak.
You're damn
right you are. What the hell happened?
I don't know.
Ha! Ha!
I've gotta go, and I don't want to bother with a freak like you.
Ya thanks.
[Then
Luke Skywalker comes by.]
Skywalker -
How could you betray me? How could you, you will be destroyed!
What the hell
are you talking about? And who the hell are you?
You know damn
well who I am. I am Luke Skywalker, and you turned your back on me.
Ummm...
Okay sure. So, I'm going to be destroyed am I? Bring it on
bitch!!!
[Then
Luke grabs a light sabre. Yodapoulous looks around, and he finds
one too. Then they begin to fight. Yodapoulous gets the upper
hand, and knocks Luke to the floor, and jabs the sabre into the chest of
Luke, and Luke dies.]
Man, that was
too easy. I thought I taught Luke to be good. What the hell
am I talking about? I didn't train him. Dayum. What the
hell is the matter with me?
[Then
Totopoulous is seen lying on the bed, and Blader is stumbling around and
knocks into him.]
Where the hell
were you? I need a ride home. Wait, let me look at your eyes.
Damn it, I know where you were. Why are your eyes all bloodshot.
I don't know?
Damn it!
Now how am I gonna get home? You suck man. And you didn't even
get me to go with you.
Ya well, oh
well. I'm hungry, got any food?
No, but I can
find you some, come with me.
Awesome.
[Blader
and Totopoulous leave the room. The scene fades to black.]
