[Nic Totopoulous can been seen walking down the street.  He reaches a familar looking parking lot with a large number of cars.  He walks through the gate inside.  He seems to be sneaking around for something.  The camera looks straight ahead of Totopoulous.  His black Camero can be seen.  He's trying to get his car back!  He walks slowly and quietly over to his car.  He gets there, takes a good long look at his car, remembering the good times.  He opens the door of the car and slowly climbs in.  Just as he is about to shut the door he realises that closing the door will make a loud noise.  Suddenly someone puts their hand on his shoulder.  It is a female hand.  Totopoulous looks up as the camera pans up revealing a very attractive woman wearing a T-shirt and overalls.]

Woman - Now what do you think you're doing?

Totopoulous - Well I'm, umm...  I'm just, uhh....

Well spit it out would ya?

I'm just trying to... get my car back.

Why are you trying to be so quiet?

So that no one would hear me.

Well you didn't do a very good job of that.  And you didn't do a very good job being sneaky on your walk over to the car either.

Oh...

So, if you want your car back, there is only one way to get it back.

What's that?  [Totopoulous knows full well what it is.]

You have to pay the fee.  So if you want your car come with me and get your cheque book ready.

Ah crap.

[Totopoulous climbs out of the car and shuts the door.  He follows the woman over to the little shed.  They walk in and Totopoulous shuts the door behind him.  There is a desk there that the woman sits behind.]

Last name please.

Totopoulous.

[The woman looks through the file cabinet.  She finally pulls one out.]

Nic Totopoulous?

That's the one.

Alright, what I need you to do is sign right here, pay me and then you can leave with your car.

Are you sure there isn't another way to do this?

Positive.

What about a massage?

What?  Never man, not from you.  Not some stupid professional wrestler.

Hey, I might be a wrestler, but I'm not stupid.

Sure you aren't.

Hey, I'm the UWA World Champion.

You are?  I thought that Kevin Cosmos was.

Well he's not.

Then why does he walk around with the World Title belt all the time?

Forget about that, I'm the world champ.

But why don't you have the belt?

Forget about it I said!

Alright, you don't have to get angry.  Besides, even if you are the World Champion, how does that make you smart?

You are really starting to get on my nerves lady.

Oh really?

Yes really.

Anyway, you still have to sign and pay me for the car.

Are you sure you don't want that massage?

I'm positive.  Although, I know what I do want.

What's that?

Come a little closer.

Hmmm...  This could be good.

[Totopoulous walks around the desk and right up next to the woman.]

Is this close enough?

Actually, it's too close.

[Then the woman knees Totopoulous in the testicles.  Totopoulous gets this pained look on his face.  He crouches over, and the lady with one arm pushes him over.]

That was not cool.

Ya, I know.  Oh man, you are too much.  You fell for it faster than most guys do.

[The woman begins to laugh histarically.]

Man what a joker.  You had to have known that I didn't want any part of you.  Look at you and your stupid tangled hair, and you smell.  So please get out.  I can't take the smell any longer.

I can't feel my body.

Ya that's great, now please get out.  Likw right now.

I can't move.

Well then let me move you.

[The woman helps Totopoulous to his feet.]

There you go.

Thank you.

[Then the woman pushes Totopoulous out the door.  Totopoulous falls to the ground still holding his crotch in pain.  The woman begins to laugh again.]

Ha!  Ha!  What a nob!  Go back to where you came from you dummy!

[Totopoulous tries to get to his feet as the scene fades to black.]