[Nic Totopoulous is seen sitting in his locker room. He has his bag next to him and he is dressed in his regular ring attire. On his bag sits his UWA United States Championship belt. He appears to be muttering things to himself in somewhat of a conundrum.]
Alright, a reason. What can I use that he won't say is a load of crap? I don't know, he'll say everything is a load of crap because he doesn't want to give the belt back. Geez. I'm in quite the pickle here. Let me think... I beat Freedom Morelez? Maybe that will do. Maybe not, he won't like that. Umm... Let's try... I'm still the US champ? That's stupid. Come on the belt was on the line. It's not my fault Cosmos left and didn't tell anyone. Geez. They probably thought he was never coming back. Alright focus Nic. Let's see here. I beat Freedom for the title and it was on the line, so I should be champ. What the hell? Why won't he just give it back? Why did he take it in the first place? Why is he such an ass? Wait a minute... I think I've got it. Alright, time for my interview, I'll do it there.
[Totopoulous gets up quickly and brings his title with him. He bursts out the door and down the hallway. He reaches the interview area. He walks over in front of the camera next to the interviewer.]
Interviewer - You're late.
Totopoulous
- Ya I know. I was busy.
Sure thing.
Well we're about to start.
Cameraman -
Three...two...one...
Here I am standing
next to the current UWA World Heavyweight and United States Champion Nic
Totopoulous. Now Nic this past week on Rampage was a tremendous night
for you. You captured for the first time in your career the UWA World
Heavyweight Championship title belt, for only a few seconds. Then
as we all saw Kevin Cosmos attacked you from behind and stole your belt.
Now Cosmos has said that he will give you the belt back. But he needs
a good reason for it. Or in his words, a non-bull shit reason.
Have you come up with anything?
Well as a matter
of fact I think I might have. You know he did a pretty rotten thing
by stealing that belt, and really I could have called the cops. But
I thought that settling this within the UWA was the only real way I could
get it back for good. But this isn't the first time this has happened
to me. If you people will remember back to a few months ago when
I first won the UWA Television Championship, Jason Jet decided it would
be funny to steal my belt. Did you see what happened to him?
He got his ass whipped. And the way I see it, if Cosmos doesn't co
operate and give my belt back to me, he will have to suffer the same fate.
Now of course
there are a number of reasons why I should have this title. One reason
is because I am the best in the business, and of course the best should
have this title. Another reason would be because the belt was on
the line last Thursday. It's not my fault that Cosmos disappeared.
It was a good idea to strip him of the title. He's not worthy of
the title anyway. The only person worthy of the title is yours truly.
But according to Cosmos that's all going to be a load of crap. So
here is the real reason I deserve the title. This is the reason that
is going to force him to give me the title. Let me take you back
to about a month ago, maybe two months ago. It was before Cosmos
won the title. He and I had a little match. A little match
that was going to give me what I wanted, a World Title shot. Now
I won that match, and I beat him clean. That's right, I've beaten
Kevin Cosmos. So I beat him, but he gets the title shot, how does
that work? I don't get it. So the way I see it, he should have
never won the title. It should have been me to get the title all
that time, not him. So that is the reason that I deserve the title
and not Cosmos.
Well that is
a pretty good reason. But let us remember that he was in a slump
during that time. He has greatly improved in the ring and in confidence
since then. That is why he believes that he should be the champion.
You know what,
he can think whatever the hell he wants. I know he challenged me
to a match for my title at the next Pay Per View. And I accept of
course. If he hadn't noticed I already challenged him before.
So of course I accept. And I accept because I want him off my back.
When I defeat him at the Pay Per View, I expect him to get down on his
knees and bow down to the master. I want him to bow down and respect
me, the UWA Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion.
That is well
said.
Thank you.
Uh...
You're welcome. But, I must ask you about Judas. Kevin Cosmos
has a little bit of, well, a lot of rage built up inside because of what
you and the rest of the now defunked TNT Wrestling group did to him.
Well you know
what, it's his own damn fault. Everyone in TNT thought that Kevin
Cosmos and Judas were coming aboard to help take down the UWA. We
all thought that they were on our side. So they double crossed us.
Well you know what? Do you?
No.
Well I'll tell
you. They had it coming. They are two of the most stupid people
I have ever had the chance to meet. Let's think about this.
What was going through their minds? "Hey Judas, let's trick all five
of TNT so they'll get angry and kick our asses. It's a fair fight,
it's two on five. We'll win." I mean, that was absolutely retarded.
Anything that happened to Judas he deserves for being so stupid.
Cosmos is just lucky that he tagged with Rev. Snow, or else he would have
been beaten down and hurt the way his friend was.
Well let's
get going in a different direction here. You've got a match this
Thursday in the main event against k.W.o.'s Sparky Anderson. Now
this man is probably the most unpredictable and sometimes dangerous man
in the UWA.
I have a match
against him? This is excellent. Now I know that you really
never know what's going through the mind of Sparky Anderson. This
man is insane. I know that he can be dangerous. I also know
that if he isn't concentrating fully on wrestling, he can easily be beaten.
If he loses it during one of the matches, he could end up disqualified,
or he could end up making a fatal mistake. The mistake that will
end the match abruptly and give me a sure victory. He is a man to
be weary of, but he isn't the best wrestler here. In a controlled
environment he's got nothing on me. I am technically sound, and I've
been in this business for quite a while now. I know what it takes
to get a victory, and will do what it takes to get a victory.
This match
isn't only about getting another win, it is also about getting some revenge.
Everyone knows that ever since my days teaming up with Blader Skum in P.U.N.K.S.
that I have had issues with the k.W.o. This will be another chance
to exact some revenge on one of them. I really want to beat Wall2K,
but hey, I get what get right? Sparky Anderson will do. He
will more than do, and it will be sweet sweet revenge when I pin Sparky
right in the middle of the ring, one, two, three.
Well thank
you for your time Nic...
God.
Sorry, thank
you God for your time. Good luck to you on Thursday against Sparky.
The pleasure
was all mine.
Stay tuned
for Rampage this Thursday for all the great action.
[Totopoulous
turns and walks back down the hall. He goes around the corner, through
a door and back into his locker room. He sees something on his bag.
He looks down at it and picks it up. He looks and reads it.]
What the hell? Damn that Cosmos. Taking my belt and then sending me this? Ah god damnit! I'm gonna murder that son of a bitch!!!
[Totopoulous rips is up and storms out of the room. The scene fades to black.]