[Nic Totopoulous is seen driving a Camero through the streets of Mississauga.  He is wearing a T-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, a pain of ripped jeans and casual shoes without any socks.  He has his hair down at the moment as well as it blows in the wind.  Megadeth blasts from the speakers as he flies down the street.  The specific song on right now is Hangar 18.  There is no one else in the car with him.  He pulls into a parking lot, but to what the parking lot belongs to has yet to be determined.  He whips around the parking lot until he parks far the the place he is looking to go to.  There are no cars in this section of the parking lot for fear of someone hitting his car.  The music stops, he rolls up the windows, opens the door and exits the car.  He slams the door and begins to walk through the lot.  He passes a few people as now we see that he is in a plaza.  He walks through the plaza past many different stores.  He passes Convenience stores, drug stores, ice creams stores, music stores.  He finally reaches the end and walks into a store called Videoplex.  He gets in there and begins to look around.  He goes over to the action section and begins to look through some of the videos.  He sees many classic adventure and action videos of the nineteen nighty's, yet he seems a little upset.  He looks to the front of the store where the cashier is.  There is a teenager as the cashier there.  He walks over to the cashier.]

Totopoulous - Hi there.

Cashier - How may I help you?

Well you see, I was looking for a movie by a guy named David Heavener.  It's called Fugitive X.  I was wondering if you carriedi it.

A movie by who?

David Heavener.  It's called Fugitive X.  Do you have it?

I'm sorry sir, but I've never heard of him.

Really?  You've never heard of David Heavener?  He's one of the premier actors slash song writers slash director slash producer slash stuntman of the twentieth century.  He was in such famous movies as Fugitive X, the one I am looking for, and Night Stalker.

Well, I've never heard of him.

I can't believe it.  I saw a couple of his movies in stores but they cost eighty dollars each.  Now I can't afford that but I need my fix of David Heavener.  I need to see it.  So I wanted to come here and rent it.

Well, uh...  I'm pretty sure we don't have it.  But let me check on the computer.

[The cashier begins to type some buttons on the computer.  He gets an odd look on his face, then turns back to Totopoulous.]

Well it appears as if we have it.  Fugitive X right?

That's right.  Do you know where it is?

No clue.  No one has ever taken it out before.  I really don't know why we have it.

You have it because it's such a great film.

Ya, I'm sure that's it.

So can you take a look?

I guess so.  What kind of movie is it?

It's an action film.

Are you sure it isn't porn?

Yes of course I'm sure.

Because it sounds a lot like porn to me.  If it is it will be in the section in the back.

It's not porn you idiot, now go find it.

Alright, just relax.

[The Cashier comes out from behind the cash register.  He walks over to the action section of movies in the store.  Totopoulous follows him over.  The cashier looks for a moment, then pulls out a video covered in dust.]

So, uh...  Fugitive X you said, by David Heavener?

You found it.

Ya right here.

Why is it covered in so much dust?

Why do you think?  It has been here since ninteen ninety six.  No one has taken it out.  It's been eight years since someone has even touched the cover.

You've got to be kidding me.

No.  Do you remember when I said that before?

No.

Alright then.  Umm...  Well here it is.  Take it before I get too much dust on my hands.

Thanks man.  Hey look here.  I told you, seventy nine ninety five.

Man you weren't kidding.  Why does it cost so much when no one has ever heard of it, or, whatever that guy's name is.

It's David Heavener, and lots of peopel have heard of Fugitive X.  I think it costs so much because of how great it is.  It was in so much demand that they could make it cost that much.

I'm sure it was.  Anyway, let's go back over to the cash to check it out.

Cool.

[Totopoulous follows the cashier back to the checkout area.  Totopouluos hands the video to the cashier.  The cashier tries to run it through the scanner, but the dust is caked on too well.]

Hold on a sec.  I've gotta get some paper towel.  There is too much dust on here.

Let me get it off.

[Totopoulous grabs the video, takes his finger and wipes off the barcode.]

That was gross man.  Look at your finger.

What's wrong with it?  It's only dust.

Dust from nineteen ninety six man.  That's was the worst thing I ever saw.

Well what if I did this?

[Totopoulous wipes his finger on the cashier's face.]

AHHHHH!!!!  What the hell is your problem?  Do you wanna take this outside?

It's too hot outside.  How about we take it right here in the air conditioning.

You got it!

[The cashier takes a swing at Totopoulous.  Totopoulous moves out of the way and the cashier's momentum takes him self off balance and he falls over.  Then Totopoulous puts his foot on his back and raises his arm.]

Thanks for the service jerk-off!

[Just then Totopoulous grabs the video and runs out the door.  The cashier gets out and chases him through the parking lot.  Totopoulous unlocks his door on the run over, opens the door and hops in.  The cashier was a little behind and gets to the car just as it's peeling out of the parking lot.]

You piece of trash!!!  You're gonne get it!!!

[The scene fades to black]
 
 

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