[Kick Start my Heart by Motley Crue hits the speakers. The sold out TNT Wrestling audience jumps to their feet and they begin to boo for they know that Nic Totopoulous is about to make an appearance. Nic Totopoulous signs can be seen by the camera's as they pan through the audience. All of the signs, minus a select few are negative. Then Nic Totopoulous comes out from behind the curtain and walks out to the top of the ramp. He stands on the stage wearing a Nic Totopoulous T-shirt, his regular ring attire, his long blonde hair down, and of course his TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Title belt around his waist. Just then a chant begins to echo throughout the building. It's a chant that Nic Totopoulous knows well, and has heard often.]
NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK!
[Nic Totopoulous begins to look angry as he paces momentarily around the top of the stage. He then proceeds to address the audience that clearly hates him.]
Ya, ya, that's right. I certainly am. I'm not going to deny it. You just keep chanting that, I've got all day.
[The chant continues as Totopoulous holds the microphone by his side.]
NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK!
[Totopoulous then continues.]
Ya that's right. I certainly am. But you see, I'm not only that, but I'm also the TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. I proved it two weeks in a row folks. I beat both of the top contenders in the wrestling industry two weeks in a row. Let's be honest here, I am the best wrestler in the history of pro wrestling. I am the undisputed best wrestler, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Two weeks ago in a truly ridiculous match I went one-on-one with Big Boss. I was smashed and brutalized. It was a match that won't soon be forgotten. Why it was given away on TV for free I'm not sure. It should have been on Pay Per View. That's besides the point though. The point is that I beat Boss fair a square in that match. There was no funny business, and I didn't tap. Like I said before, that is mearly my way of dealing with the pain. I never said the words, "I quit", and I never will. Jonny Fly was right not to end that match. While he has made a number of mistakes in his life, he didn't make one there. As a referee he did a great job, and I commend him for it. Big Boss, I know that you're bitter about the loss. You did honestly think that you could beat me, and it's sad. I really do feel sorry for you Boss. I always said that you were dillusional, and I was right, you are. It is fun to see you like that though Big Boss. So certain that you have a match in the bag. You were so excited to race around in a car and try to smash me to pieces. You wanted to call yourself the king of hardcore, and maybe you are. Maybe you are the number one hardcore wrestler in the world. But I am one thing you are not. I am one thing that you, and anyone will never be. I am God, and no one can beat God Big Boss, no one. I won that match, not because of my hardcore ability, but because of my intelligence ability. I am more intelligent than you are Big Boss. I know you're a tough guy Boss, you proved it in our match. You're tough because you managed to hang in our match as long as you did. You're tough because as I continued to beat you down, you didn't give up. For that I respect you. I gave you the beating of your life, and you didn't quit. Big Boss, great job not giving up. And Big Boss, great job losing.
[The TNT audience begins to boo as Totopoulous verbally assaults their hero.]
Ha, I knew you people would react that way. I still don't understand why. Big Boss is a man that abuses women. He is a pimp. His profession is against the law people. He sells ladies for sex. It is because of people like him that I am a pro wrestler. It's so I can try to beat the living hell out of him. So I can possibly rid as many bad people as I can from this world. I would have become a police officer, but you know, it doesn't pay enough. And why would I be a police officer and waste all of this amazing talent I have? I just wouldn't make sense. Big Boss uses women, he abuses women. The life of a hooker and a pimp isn't as glamourous as Boss would have you believe. It's a life of crime, drugs, sex, abuse, violence. It's a life that no young girl should be a part of. I'm certain that many of his ladies are lovely people who were just caught up in a bad way of life. I'm certain that if Big Boss had helped them properly, and helped them get a good job and get some schooling, that many of the ladies would have turned out all right, rather than dead in the gutter. I mean Boss had twenty five grand to give to myself or Jonny Fly. Like I said, I don't need any money. I make a great deal of money from TNT and from endorsement deals. Jonny Fly makes a pretty penny here, and he stars in movies. I'm certain that he has enough too. Why wouldn't Boss give the money to one of his ladies to help here make a living for herself. Boss wouldn't do that. He would rather leach off of her, make money off of a poor defenseless lady. He probably forces himself on them as well. The last time I made these accusations Boss didn't deny it. I think it's because he can't. He knows that it's true. He's not the true fun loving man he wants you to believe. He's a horrible human being. Just horrible.
[The
audience begins to boo once again as Totopoulous continues to insult Boss.]
NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK! NIC THE DICK!
You might not be chanting that when I'm finished with my next piece of business. Next I want to discuss The Eurasian Champion Jonny Fly. Now I know most of you people don't like Jonny Fly. I personally don't blame you, I don't like the guy either. He treats most people like garbage. He is very arrogant and self-centred. You all have very good reason to not like this man. You probably don't like him for some of the same reasons I don't. Then there are some reasons I don't like him that might not have crossed any of your minds. I mean, I don't like him because of the match that he made myself and Big Boss wrestle in. While I'm not a fan of hardcore wrestling. I personally think it's just a load of crap. It doesn't take skill to hit someone over the head with a chair. However, it does take skill to force your opponent to submit, or to stun your opponent long enough to get a three count, or to simply get a three count because of the strength of your pin. Those are the things I have been trained to do. I haven't been trained to to take ridiculous amounts of punishment from foreign objects. It's also impossible to reverse a steel chair to the head. If you have skill, it is possible to reverse any legal move in a wrestling ring. Those are the types of things I learned, and those are the types of things I have trained my entire life for. I didn't train to try and survive a car accident. It's things like that, that make me wonder what the world of professional wrestling is coming to.
[Totopoulous paces back and force for a moment before continuing.]
Jonny Fly,
those things are in the past now. I suppose there is no use dwelling
on situations that while I may not have enjoyed them, they turned out all
right in the end anyway. I mean I did beat Big Boss, so while I was
beaten senseless, I was still able to win. That's what makes me the
champion, the fact that I was able to pull out the victory. But Fly,
for months now you have been talking about how the Eurasian Championship
has surpassed the World Championship. You have been talking about
how you were now the icon in professional wrestling. You were talking
about how you are now the top dog in the industry. Now while our
match might have been totally unorthodox, I still managed to pull off a
victory. That is what true champions to Jonny Fly. No matter
what the circumstances, a true champion always walks out with his head
held high, with his belt held high, and with a "W" next to his name in
the record books. Now I know you are going to claim that you had
me right where you wanted me. You had me beat. Then Big Boss
screwed you. I know that's what you're going to say. Most people
might care that you are taking away something from their victory.
Not me Fly. No matter how I won the match, no matter what you say
to try and justify why you lost you need to remember this one thing, you
lost. Like I said, a true champion knows how to get it done, and
on Sunday I got it done.
I did however get it done in a match that I would suspect was designed to wear both myself and Jonny Fly down once again. My match against Big Boss was designed to wear me down. Fly knew he was getting his title shot at Meltdown. He wanted to wear both myself and Big Boss out. Well he did a pretty good job. Then there is the match that was booked on Sunday. I'm assuming that one was for Big Boss to wear both myself and Jonny Fly out, knowing about our match on at Meltdown. So I get two matches in a row where the sole purpose was to wear me down, and Fly and Boss get only one. Does that seem fair to you? It certainly doesn't to me. Why didn't I get the chance to put these two through their paces? Why didn't I get the chance to do to them what they did to me? Why? I am at a severe disadvantage here folks. I mean hell, that match on Sunday had mines planted all around the ring. What the hell kind of match is that? I know Boss wants to test our limits here, but something like that should be illegal. I know I've said that driving cars is stupid, but bombs? That is outright insanity! Big Boss, mines can result in the loss of limbs. I didn't enter the the wrestling industry so I could be left without a few limbs. I entered the wrestling industry because I love the competition, and I love wrestling. I don't love hardcore matches, I love wrestling.
That is why this Sunday night I will walk away victorious. This is a standard wrestling match. There are disqulifications, there are no mines, no cars, no chairs, no foreign objects of any kind. This match is right up my alley. It's a two out of three falls match. This means that first fall is for the Eurasian Championship. The second fall is for the World Championship. I plan on walking out of Meltdown with both titles around my waist. I have never won the Eurasian Title before, and I'm sure as hell not going to lose my World Title. My World Title means more to me than anything, and I'll do everything in my power to keep it. My World Title is why every single wrestler gets into the industry. They strive to hold the title I am wearing around my waist. I am top of the world, and no one, I mean no one can take me down. Jonny Fly and Big Boss, I am the man that everyone wants to be like. I am the best in the world. Big Boss and Jonny Fly, I'll see you two in the ring!
[Kick Start my Heart by Motley Crue hits the speakers once again. The TNT Wrestling audience once again begins to boo. Nic Totopoulous raises his arms in the air as he takes a few steps backward. He then turns around, walks through the curtain and heads backstage. The music stops and the show continues.]