[Nic Totopoulous is standing around backstage.  He has a flashy button up shirt on once again, a pair of years, black boots, his ong blonde hair down, and of course his TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Title belt over his right shoulder.  Just then his friend Joe walks into the room.  He has his hair tied back, a black shirt, blue jeans and a pair of black boots on.  For some reason though he has a title belt over his shoulder.  He walks into the roomm right over to where Nic is standing.  Nic has an odd look on his face as he watches Joe approach him.]

Hey Nic buddy, what's going on?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

I mean what are you doing?  You have to stupid belt over your shoulder.  What's it for?

Well I was a champion somewhere else before, I just thought I'd bring this belt around here from now on.  I figured I wear it down to the ring and whatnot.

Why the hell would you do that?  It's not a TNT Wrestling belt.

Of course not.  I have three lying around at home that I am no longer recognized for.  I hoped that it would help get me some recognition.  Besides, Big Boss is doing it.  I figure that Lo-Lander wins a belt somewhere else that he'll do it too.

So now you're going to start imitating idiots like them?

Well, it's getting them ahead.  I mean look at Big Boss.  He started wearing that belt around, now he's got a match against you, the World Champion.

I guess you make a good point.  I mean he has been complaining about not getting his due.  I guess that since he won a World Title in a company that means nothing, he's getting his shot at the champ.  What bothers me though, is that he complains that I've been dodging him for seven months.  I'm not so sure what he's talking about.  I haven't dodged him once.  He has never been lined up to have a match against me, so I don't see how I was dodging him.  No one ever asked if I wanted to wrestle him before.  I didn't know he thought I was dodging him.

Well I mean he said you ignored him before, and that was your way of dodging him man.  He makes a good point there.

Actually he doesn't.  Why do you think I ignored him?  Because he was never a threat before.  I mean if I thought that he deserved a title shot, then I might have said something, probably not, but I might have.  I mean he's never been put in a position allowing him to wrestle me before.  Me dodging him is not even close to true.  The fact is that the staff think that he's ready to get a match with me now.  They didn't think he was ready before.  What can I say?  I don't think he's ready.  He's lost twice in a row against Fly.

But the circumstances around those loses.

So what?

Well so Fly didn't win them clean man.  He got help.

As far as I'm concerned, a win is a win is a win.  I don't care about how it gets done, as long as it gets done.  Fly can shoot him for all I care, as long as he wins it just doesn't matter.

I guess so.  I think that Boss would be a good opponent for you though.

I don't.  Fly is the more deserving opponent.  Why does the loser get a shot at the champion?  I mean neither of them deserve a title shot, but a match is different.  Fly deserves the match more than Boss does.  Like I said, Fly has been beating Boss consistently over the last little while so he deserves the match.

Ya I know what you're saying.
 

 

But what do you think about the rules that Fly made up though?  I know that this guy has the staff behind him.  He can go far as long as Gravedigger is backing him.  This match though seems ridiculous.

Well I'm going to have to agree with you this time Nic.  I mean, drive around and smash your cars together?  How stupid is that?  Why the hell would you want to do that?

That's my point.  Why the hell would I want to drive my car around and have it smashed in what is supposed to be a wrestling match?  It's completely stupid.  Then he uses the excuse that it's because we're both World Champions.  Well Boss is a fake World Champion because his title means nothing as far as I'm concerned.  But how is that a good reason to smash my car?  How is that a good idea to put myself through all that pain of being in car accident after car accident?  I mean the car will probably be right off after the match if it goes the way he wants it to.

Well even better is that Boss doesn't seem to care about that stupid rule.  He didn't even bring it up last time he rambled on about who the hell knows what.

Well Boss is an idiot, and would probably be glad to smash his car.  That stupid pimp has no idea what's going on.  He just rambles on about who the hell knows what all the time.  I've never been able to have an intelligent conversation with that guy.  I tried a few times, it's just not possible.

Well, I mean I do feel bad for him though.  He went through his problem with everyone.

What?  That he started wrestling too late?  Boo hoo!  I don't care about his sorry story.  It makes him pathetic that he gets immotional about starting his career late.

That's not the problem I'm talking about.

Then what are you talking about?

Well he said that ever since he got this match with you, he's so excited that he can hardly contain his fluids.

So?

The guy has a bed wetting problem!  I mean come on!  He can hardly contain his fluids, he's about to piss his pants with excitement just like a child!

Oh my God!  I didn't even think of it like that!  You're right, he does have a problem containing himself!

[The two of them break into hysterical laughter.]

Not only does he wet the bed, but he has a virus!

Probably more than one because of all the hoes he pimps off.  The guy get's sloppy tenths from those ladies, who knows what they're bringing home?!?

[They continue to laugh until Nic takes a deep breath a calms himself down.]

All right Joe listen.  It's not good to laugh at other people misfortunes.

You're right, we should laugh.  But listen, just because he doesn't pee on you during the match.

[The two of them begin to laugh once again.]

And he might give you Hep C or something too!

[They laughing gets even louder now.  Then Joe takes a deep breath and tries to stop laughing.]

But seriously though, what are you going to do about Fly in this match?  You have no idea what he's going to do as the guest referee.  He could do just about anything to try and screw the both of you into beating yourselves into oblivion.

Ya I know.  But listen man, that's what I need you for Joe.  I need you to accompany me to the ring.  I need you to help me make sure nothing happens man, no funny business.  I know that I can beat Big Boss, I just need to make certain that I'm not screwed over here.  Can you do that for me?

I'm not sure man.  I need to concentrate on my match.  And don't forget, the match starts in the parking lot.

Well accompany me wherever.  I just need your help.

I'm not sure man.  You haven't gotten me that job yet, or at least a shot at the job.  I've been undefeated so far at the house shows against nobodies, and still nothing.  I need a job man.

Well listen, Boss has some plan up his sleeve.  He tried to explain it to everyone, but I'm not sure what he was babbling about.  Something about Gravedigger choosing to help Boss over me.  I'm not sure, it makes no sense to me.

Sounds like everything he says.
 

 

Just because the guy is moron, doesn't mean that he's not dangerous.  Just because he babbled about some plan that no one can understand, doesn't mean that doesn't actually have one.  That's why I need your help.  I need you to back me up in this match man.  I need your help.  I never ask you for anything, just please do this one thing for me.

Listen, I know you want me to help you, but no.  I'm not going to all right?

No it isn't!  After everything I've done for you!

You haven't done anything for me.  Listen Nic it's nothing personal, I just need to focus on myself.

All right, I understand.  But at least help me come up with something to help me win on Sunday.

That I can do.

Well what should I do then?  Boss has that stupid midget with him.  Fly is out to screw everyone.  Gravedigger doesn't care who wins, he just wants to see the end of both myself and Boss.  I mean I'm in a corner here Joe.

I know, listen.  Come with me and I'll explain a little something to you.  I was able to decyphre a little bit of what Boss said.  I don't think Fly is going to screw only one of you over, he'll try and screw both of you.  He doesn't care who wins the match, as long as you both pummel each other.

I think you're right about that.  But I need to try and boycott these retarded rules.  They are so stupid.  Smash my car?  What the hell is he thinking?  I'm not going to participate in that part.  I mean I don't like the other rules either, but at least they aren't completely stupid.

Listen, don't worry about the rules.  Come with me, I'll help you out.

[Joe gives Nic Totopoulous a slight grin.  The two of them begin to walk out the door and down the hall.]

Oh ya, and stop wearing that stupid belt, no one cares that you were EWF Heavyweight Champion.

Ya, ya.

[The scene fades to black as the two of them walk down the hall talking strategy.]