[Nic Totopoulous is seen walking down the hall.  His long blonde hair is down and he is wearing a snazzy purple shirt, his wrestling tights and his black wrestling boots.  He also has his TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship Title belt around his waist.  Then an interviewer in a blue TNT Wrestling shirt and carrying a microphone walks over to him.]

Nic Totopoulous, Nic, can I please have a word with you?

Listen I'm on a schedule here.  I have people to meet, people more important than yourself.  I don't have a lot of time here.  I'm already late for a meeting with a friend of mine, can we make this quick please.

Yes we can Nic.  Thanks for your time.

You should be thanking me jerky.

Um...  Okay.  Anyway, I have a few questions I wanted to ask you.

Do you think I'm stupid?

No.

Well I can figure out that you're trying to ask me questions here.  You're an interview with a microphone stopping talent, what else would you be doing?

Good point.  Now just the other day Big Boss had quite a few things to say.  Some of them directed toward Jonny Fly, and some of them directed at yourself.  What I would like to know is, how do you respond to these comments?

Which comments?  He made a number of comments.  Give some examples.

Well how about the fact that Big Boss said that White Thunder having a bad night was just an excuse to make yourself feel better?  Or about how it was his experience that helped him to win that match?

Ya, those are just words.  I'm not too worried about what Big Boss thinks, and when have I ever been worried?  Never is the answer.  Of course White Thunder was having an off night.  Have you ever seen him perform so terribly than when he did at Mutilation?  No, of course not.  He was God awful.  Big Boss was lucky.  And as for him having more ring experience than White Thunder, and that's why he beat him?  Well if all you need is ring experience to win matches, then we had might as well not have this match.  Sure Boss might have been around the business longer than I have, but where did he wrestle?  I wrestled in the UWA when it was number one.  Now I'm wrestling in TNT, and it's number one.  I wrestled in the old TNT, and I'm wrestling in the new TNT.  I was a dominating force in the old TNT, and I'm a dominating force in the new TNT.  Let's face it, when it comes to experience in the big leagues, I'm leaps and bounds ahead of Big Boss.  Not only that, but I'm still a young man.  Hell, I'm only twenty three years old.  Most people don't reach their peak until they are thirty.  Now if I'm this good now, just imagine how good I'll be when I'm thirty.  I will never lose another match.  I'll be the World Champion for the rest of my career if I choose.  My loss against White Thunder was just a fluke.  Everyone knows that I can beat him any day of the week.  I mean after he lost the title to Michael Edwards, what ever happened to him?  I sure as hell don't know.  He turned into the piece of garbage I knew he always was.  What does that have to do with Big Boss?  Everything.  White Thunder was a flavour of the month, and his month is over.  Now it's time for the real men to take their spots on top.  Big Boss, you beat a worthless White Thunder, congratulations.

You are claiming that White Thunder was a beaten man even before the match began.

That is correct.

Well Big Boss claims the same thing about Michael Edwards.

Listen, I know what he said.  I also know that Big Boss will say anything to make himself look good against his competition.  All I've heard out of his mouth is whining and complaining ever since his first loss to Jonny Fly.  Boo hoo Boss.  Do I look like a guy who cares?  Hell no I don't care.  Big Boss is the biggest hypocrite I have ever met.  He said that a win is a win no matter what.  Moments before he says that he's complaining about how Fly cheated to beat him twice.  As far as I'm concerned, a win is a win.  Thunder beat me, and I accept it.  Boss should just concede to the fact that Fly is better than him.  Fly finds ways to win matches, and that's all that matters.  In the end people are just going to remember that Boss couldn't beat Fly.  They won't remember that Fly had help to win.  That's all that matters to me, and that's all that should matter to anyone.  The same thing with Edwards.  They won't remember what happened.  All they'll know is that there is a "W" beside my name, and an "L" beside Eddy's name.  That's all that matters to me, and that's all that should matter to anyone.
 

 

So you don't believe in fair play?

I believe in winning.  I believe in cheating to win.  I believe in cheating.  If I may quote a famous Senator of Minnesota, Jesse Ventura, "Win if you can, lose if you must.  Whatever you do, always cheat."  He had the right idea, and he was very successful.  Do you honestly believe that he won his election?  Of course not, he cheated.  That's just the way he is.

Don't you think that's a little disrespectful?

Of course not.  He lived by his motto, and I respect a man that can do that.

Well Big Boss claims that he will be coming back to his old self on Sunday.  He said that's a meaner and nastier self.

Do you mean his pimp self?  I'm not afraid of some stupid pimp.  I mean how can fans cheer for a man that uses and abuses women.  Not only that, but he women sell their beautiful bodies for sex.  How can anyone condone such action?  It is terrible what he does to those poor young ladies.  With a little guidance, most of those young intelligent women would be able to put themselves through school and become anything they want to be.  Big Boss is a disgusting and terrible human being.  He gets on my case for kidnapping a women to get a world title shot.  What she harmed?  No.  What she sexually abused?  No.  Although she did try to sexually abuse me and I would have nothing of it, but that's another story.  What does Boss do?  He sells sex for desperate men.  He sells women to be taken advantage of by dirty men with who knows what diseases.  Being a prostitute isn't a nice life for anyone.  With the drugs and sex and harassment and the violence.  Those women should not be put through such disgusting acts, the acts that Boss puts them through.  Then Boss will bring them home after a hard day at work and get sloppy tenths from all of them.  Hell, he even threw a man in a locker over a bridge and left him to die.  What kind of a man would do such a thing as that?  A crazy sick man.  A man that doesn't care about other people.  Is that the man that Boss is bringing back to the ring?  Is he going to try and have his way with me?  Probably.  I'm not afraid of his nasty and dirty Big Boss.  He's nothing to me, nothing.

Those were some harsh words.

They were the truth.  But knowing Big Boss, he probably took them as a compliment.  That man is such a jerk and womanizer, I cannot believe that people cheer him.

Well Big Boss says that your childish name calling will come to a halt.  What do you say about that?

I say that I will childishly name call all I want.  But I can't even remember the last time I childishly called someone a stupid name.  Usually my insults are clever and accurate.  But if he claims that its such a bad thing, he should listen to himself.  I mean he called Gravedigger a shaven squirrel testicle.  That's very mature Boss.  Maybe he should retaliate and call you an apple face?  I mean he said, "Ball hair to my infernal logic".  I'm not sure what that is supposed to mean, but it sounds like something only a child would say.  Then he calls Gravedigger Mr. Magoo all the time.  To be honest with you, I don't see it.  Now I'm all for insulting Gravedigger, but at least use half of your brain to come up with a good insult.

Well Nic, how do you see this match ending on Sunday night?

Well picture this...
 

 

Nic Totopoulous has the advantage in a match that he has dominated.  He whips Big Boss into the corner.  Totopoulous follows him in.  He gives him a hard clothesline.  Toppy climbs to the top rope and raises his arms in the air, then he flies off the turnbuckle and nails Boss with the Diamond Dust.  Boss is out cold.  Toppy stands up and looks around.  He takes his right foot and places it on Boss' chest.  He hits a pose to flex his muscles.  The referee gets down on the mat and counts the one...two...three.  The ring announcer announces Toppy's victory as the referee raises Toppy's hand in victory.  The referee hands Toppy the belt.  Toppy goes to all four corners of the ring and raises his belt with both hands in victory as Nic Totopoulous climbs supremacy on an unconscious Big Boss, who lies motionless on the mat.  The pyrotechnics is going off on every corner of the ring, from the ceiling, at the entrance way.  Picture the spectacle and the glory as I am victorious over Big Boss.

Well that does sound pretty good Nic, but will it happen?

Well, minus the pyro and the stupid cover, yes it will happen.

Well for your sake I hope so Nic.  It's been a pleasure talking with you.

I know.

[Totopoulous rubs his title belt with his right hand and takes a deep breath.  He then walks down the hall as the scene fades to black.]