[A cameraman holding a camera is walking down the hall. Out of no where the cameraman breaks into a room. Nic Totopoulous is standing there. Totopoulous has a towel around his waist. It almost falls off for he was so startled. He grabs it quickly and wraps it around his waist tight.]
Totopoulous
- What the hell is going on here?
Cameraman -
It's go time!
What the hell
are you talking about?
Did you hear
what Brian Kraemer had to say?
Well...
Uh... Ya... Sure I did.
It's promo
time man! Oh yeah!
Umm...
No it isn't.
Yes it is,
oh yeah!
Alright.
What the hell am I supposed to talk about?
Talk about
your match brother! Talk about Kraemer.
I don't really
want to though. It's all crap coming out of his mouth anyway.
So what?
Tell him brother, let the people know how you feel. Does Kraemer
hurt your feelings?
No.
But he said
some pretty mean stuff to you man.
I know, but
it doesn't really matter. What matters is what happens in the ring.
Oh ya, right.
Ummm... But doesn't his, as far as you're concerned, outrageous claims
get you really pissed off?
No.
Not even a
little?
No. Can
you please leave, I'd like to get dressed, and you've got a camera with
you, and it's filming. I'm starting to wonder if you're just trying
to get a sneak peak at my...
Hey man!
Wait a minute. It's not like that. I'm just trying to do my
job. I thought that if I could get you to make a few comments for
me, then I might get a raise. They don't pay me well.
Why didn't
you just say that?
Well... Because
of... Um... Alright, I give up.
Of course I'll
do it. Just give me a second to try and remember what he had to say.
Of course.
Alright, here
we go.
Sunday night
against three of the best wrestlers in the world, I Nic Totopoulous am
going to have to win two out of three falls. Wait, no I don't.
But I will. I'm just that good. Or maybe they're just that
bad? Damn it. I needed to be more prepared to a good promo.
I'm sorry I
caught you so off guard. I just thought you'd be more candid if I
caught you off guard.
Well I'm not.
A cat clearly has my tougue.
Alright, well
how about I ask you a question, and you answer it?
That sounds
good.
Alright, first
question. Brian Kraemer still claims to be The Franchise, and he
explains why. He also explains why he should be The Franchise and
not you. What are your thought?
I don't really
care. He can be The Franchise of TNT all he wants. I just want
to put on a good show and win the World title.
Damn man.
That wasn't a good answer.
Oh well.
Dems de breaks right?
Sure thing.
Let me try another question. He says that he doesn't like you because
he said you had a hot head, you were to cocky. He said he tried to
be nice, but that you treated him like crap. What do you think about
that?
I think he's
full of crap. He didn't try to be nice to me. Mind you I didn't
go out of my way to be nice to him either. As for being cocky, it's
not cocky if you can back it up. Believe me, I can back it up.
I've beaten wrestlers much better than him in my day. I'm not too
worried about him.
[There
is a pause]
Is that it?
Well ya.
What else is there to say?
Well, I don't
know, that's your job.
My job is to
win matches man, not to talk trash, although I like to think I can do that
when the opportunity presents itself.
Alright.
Next question. This is a question straight from Brian Kraemer himself.
"If you had one shot, one opportuinity to seize everything you ever wanted
in one moment would you capture it or just let it slip?"
I think I'd
capture it.
Why?
Because I'm
better than everyone else.
Any other reason?
Do I need another
reason?
I guess not.
Alright then.
One final question,
or statement if you will from Brian Kraemer. "Just picture these
two things. Nic Totopolous lying in a pool of his own blood and Brian Kraemer's
hand being raised. Can't picture it? Wait two days and it'll be a reality.
Judgment IS upon us."
Yes.
Yes what?
Yes I can't
picture it.
Why not?
Why do you
think? Because I'm better than him. Are you stupid or something?
I hope not.
Well I think
you are, and I think that's what you're only a cameraman.
Well you're
only a stupid wrestler.
Actually, I'm
a smart wrestler. I got straight A's in High School.
Damn you.
Thanks, it
feels good being smarter than you.
Damn you.
Please leave.
You're being rude.
Damn you.
Alright, you
can leave on your own two feet, or I'll makeyou leave.
Alright, just
relax. I'm outta here. Oh and by the way, your promos are brutal.
That's it.
Oh crap!
[The
cameraman quickly turns around and runs out the door. Totopoulous
tries to chase him out the door but his towel nearly falls off. He
walks back into the changeroom as the scene fades to black.]