[Nic Totopoulous is standing in behind a podium in front of a large crowd of people.  He is wearing a Spider-man shirt, jeans, and running shoes.  His long blonde hair is tied back and his facial hair doesn't look as scraggly as usual.]

Totopoulous - I am here to speak about my current situuation in my wrestling career.  But first I would just like to thank everyone for coming and for supposting me during this very busy time for me, and you will find out momentarily why it is very busy for me.

Right now there are a lot of questions regarding my current status with the UWA.  This is because I am currently booked for their rival company's TNT Wrestling's Sunday Mayhem this weekend.  As most wrestling journalists know, my contract with the UWA has not completed, and they cannot understand why Mark Drivlane would allow me to wrestle here.  Well, I am here to explain that to everyone today.

I am booked to wrestle this Sunday night on TNT Wrestling's television show Mayhem in a tournament for the TNT Wrestling World Championship against Nightmare.  I am currently under contract with the UWA.  Well I spoke with Mark Drivlane, the owner of the UWA this past week, and we agreed that I would still wrestle with the UWA, but I would compete on other nights with TNT Wrestling.  Mark decided that I would make appearances on many UWA television shows, but I will not partake in quite as many matches.  In TNT Wrestling, President Marcel has decided that he would like for me to compete every week for the regular TNT Wrestling schedule.

As for my priorities right now, I am simply looking to finish my contract with the UWA, and the be able to compete with the company that love more than any other, and that is TNT Wrestling.

I would also like to do a little plug for my new book, my autobiography, named "God: The real Nic Totopoulous".  This book goes into great depth about my life from the beginning of childhood, right to the present day.  This book goes on sale next Tuesday November the fifth.  I hope that all of my fans will purchase this book.  It was hard to write because of the difficult times I have gone through.
 

 

Now enough about my book.  I would now like to field any questions you might have for me.  Remember, I am not at liberty to talk about the exact figures of either the UWA or the TNT Wrestling contracts.  But I will try my best to answer any questions you might have.

Media Person #1 - Is wrestling real?

Next question?

Media Person #2 - I understand that right now things aren't going very well between yourself and the minority owner Ron Rose in the UWA.  Is this true?

Well, we have had a few problems recently.  Right now things seem to be going not so bad.  I hope that we can patch up these problems we might have.  Right now though everything is all business.  We were friends at a time.  I hope we can become that way once again.

You didn't answer my question.

I know.

Media Person #3 - What do Marcel and Commissioner Eric have in store for you right now in TNT Wrestling?

Well, I can't really go into great detail about that.  I can't give away any storylines.  But depending on who well I wrestle, and how well the TNT fans take to me, I think they expect big things.  And you know they should.  I've been around a while.  I'm not the most experienced on the roster, but I'm getting up there.

Are you going to answer my question?

No.

Media Person #4 - What does Mark Drivlane plan to do with the Nic Totopoulous character in the UWA?

Well, I'm not sure.  I think right now I'm left to do what I want quite frankly.  I haven't been given anything specific.  I think he wants me to feud with a young talent to help him out.  Other than that I'm pretty much on my own.

Why not?

Because it's stupid.

The UWA has been pretty good to you over last little while, and seems to be growing everyday.  Why would you leave something so good?

Well, quite frankly, TNT Wrestling is where I first broke into the business.  It's starting up again, and I want to see it get to where it should be.  I want to be there in the end with TNT Wrestling is near the top once again, and say that I helped that happen.  That is what everyone on the roster will be able to say when it get's the recognition it deserves.  Besides, the UWA is pretty packed right now.  There is so much great talent on that roster.  Many of the new guys need to have some patience, but they will get there.  There are a lot of returning stars that haven't lost a step either, so there are a lot of guys right now, and I don't see where I fit in.

You can't talk to me like that.

Listen, you obviously don't belong here, so please stop asking bad questions.  Go learn about the business then come here.

Well can I ask one more question?

What?

All those illegal acts you commited, were they real?

Security.

[Just then two security guards come out of no where.  They walk up to the lady asking the stupid questions.  They exchange a few words, then they excort her out.]

Well, that is all for today folks.  Thank you for your time, and I hopw everything is all cleared up for you.  Thanks again.

[All the reporters begin to bustle around in their seats.  Nic Totopoulous steps down from the podium as the scene fades to black.]