[Nic Totopoulous is seen walking through the hallway backstage at a local TNT Wrestling event.]

You know something, I've been doing a lot of thinking lately.  Yes I know the snappy comeback to that would be, "You think?", and well yes I do think, and I think a lot.  Lately I've been doing more than usual though.  I've been thinking about my career here in TNT, and my career as a wrestler.  Over my entire career, I have wrestled the best the business has ever produced, and I've beaten them all at one time or another.  There is no questioning my ability as a wrestler, and as a performer.  I am the best in the business today.  Now I've wrestled against guys who had no confidence and knew they would lose.  They put on a brave face though.  They acted as if they knew they were going to win.  I could see it in their eyes though, they knew.  They were afraid of losing, and I didn't blame them, no one likes to lose.  Especially when money is on the line.  Then I thought some more, and I thought about the people that honestly thought they were better than me.  They thought they could beat me, and they could sometimes.  Sometimes they would beat me, and other times I'd beat them.  They were good, really good.  I knew as well as anyone that you can't be a winner every night, but boy did I ever try, and I still do.

I did some more thinking after that.  Then I came to a conclusion, Big Boss is the only man that I can think of that thinks he can beat me, and yet he has no chance.  He is so convinced that I've been dodging him all of this time.  He is so convinced that he should be the World Champion right now.  He is so convinced that he has earned his shot at the World Title.  Now guys in the past would say the same thing, but in reality I would see in their eyes they didn't really believe it.  Let's take Lo-Lander for example.  Just a few days ago he challenged me.  Quite frankly, he knows he can't beat me, he just wants a shot, and maybe he'll get a fluke.  Not Big Boss though.  He's no good, and he thinks he can beat me.  That is why when I finally get him in the ring, and when I make a complete fool out of him, the victory will be all the more sweet.  It will be the greatest victory of my life.  It will be such a rude awakening for him, he won't know what hit him.  He'll be on his back staring at the lights, the referee will raise my hand in victory, then I'll laugh, and laugh, and laugh some more.  Then I'll point at his lifeless body, and laugh even harder.  Then I'll take the foam finger I brought down to the ring, put it on, and point at him with it, and laugh some more.  Then I'll grab a mic and say, "Well Big Boss, who's swimming with the fishes now?  Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"  Then I'll continue to laugh.
 

 

Now Big Boss is a pretty clever guy.  I mean, all the nicknames he comes up with.  Like Paper Champion, and Totol-puss.  Those really are clever.  Too bad you can't wrestle as well as you can come up with nicknames.  What about Mr. Magoo?  When I heard that one, I laugh.  Then I stopped and realised his attempt to be funny was all for naught.  Then I'll laugh at him because he's not clever at all.  Oh ya, and Big Boss, my Grandmother can kick your ass in three minutes tops!  Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha...  Wait a minute, that's not funny.  It sounds like something I would have said in the sandbox when I was five.  But hey, there isn't help for everyone right?  So I've got a suggestion for you Big Boss.  Here's what you do to be successful.  You stop wasting all of your time trying to come up with clever insults, and you try training to be a good wrestler.  Not until you are a good wrestler will you ever have a remote chance at beating me.

Now Cappy, I know you're bitter that I beat you when my title was on the line, but what can I say, other than I beat you?  You know, you should be bitter about that.  You are a good wrestler, but just not good enough, and I think it's time you came to terms with that reality.  I mean you want to call me a Paper Champion Cappy?  Who have a dodged?  Name me one.  Don't tell me Big Boss, because I don't make the matches, Marcel does.  When he thinks Big Boss deserves a shot at the title, he'll get one.  Now let me think, who have a dodged so far?  Bucky?  No I beat him.  Brian Kraemer?  No I beat him.  You?  No, because I beat you.  Now I know you think Big Boss is deserving of the title shot, but he's not.  He's not as good as you are, and well, I beat you.  As for politics, You can claim all you want Cappy.  As far as I'm concerned you don't know what you're talking about.  You don't know what I've been through with Marcel.  We don't exactly have the greatest relationship.  Back in the old TNT, he fired me once.  That's right, he fired me.  I was left with no job after that for quite some time.  But that's beside the point.  Marcel only gives the most deserving people chances at the title, and Big Boss I guess isn't deserving.

As for you though Cappy, I beat you.  Plain and simple, I beat you.  Now, I'll let you know that I have been around TNT almost as long as Grave Digger has.  It's a funny thing though, he was right when he said that we are the foundation of TNT Wrestling.  There are no other wrestlers here as good as we are, as charismatic as we are, as talented as we are, and that draw the fans as well as we do.  You want to question my wrestling ability, by questioning whether I am a wrestler or not?  Well just think about this one then Cappy, I beat you.  I beat you Cappy.  Until something dramatic happens, I'm going to rub it in your face continually.  You talk a great game Cappy, but I beat you.

While Cappy, you and Big Boss have been a part of a team for quite some time now, it seems to me that you two aren't a tag team that often though.  You see in the past Digger and myself were one of the most feared tag teams in the world of professional wrestling.  We could beat anyone and everyone.  To our dismay we never got the tag title shots were deserved, but we had an unblemished record when the tag team finally disbanded.  So I think that we not only have the advantage because we're better than both Cappy and Big Boss, but we have been a successful team in the past, and we will be this Sunday night.

Cappy, you are one of the toughest guys I have ever seen though.  You come down to the ring, you throw your weight around and you beat of wrestlers of much lower ability than yourself.  Bravo Cappy.  You are a tough guy, and you are my hero, and I beat you.

Big Boss, Cappy, get ready for the fight of your lives.  This will be a match for the ages.  Good luck, and I mean it.  Oh ya, and Cappy...  I beat you.

[Then Nic walks off past the camera and down the call.  The scene fades to black.]