[A lady is standing in the TNT Wrestling interview area with a microphone in her hand.  Just then Nic Totopoulous walks onto the screen and stands next to her.]

Interviewer - Now Nic Totopoulous, I would like to be the first to welcome you back to TNT Wrestling.  It's great to have such a great talent as yourself back where you belong.

Totopoulous - Well I hate to break it to you, but you weren't the first.  There have already been quite a few to welcome me back.  But thank you anyway.  And thank you for the kind words, and yes, this is exactly where I belong.  I belong in TNT Wrestling.  I am TNT through and through, in my heart and in my soul.  I'd just like to say once again that it is great to be home.

Well like I said before, it's great to have you back.  Now there are a lot of new faces here in TNT, and a lot of people that seem determined be the best in the business.  They are determined to win the TNT Wrestling World Championship.  How do you feel about this?

I think I feel the same way anyone should feel about it.  I am very happy.  I'm thrilled that so many people want to win the TNT Championship, I'm happy that so many people care about TNT enough to want to win the title.  I happy that so many people are going to want to take me down after I win this tournament for the World title.  I am looking forward to the competition that these new young people will bring to the ring.  They are very enthusiastic and very dedicated to this business.  I see a lot of good things coming from this.  Whether it be good matches, whether it be good feuds, or whether it's simply a great World Champion.
 

 

Now quite a few of these people are already talking a lot of trash.  Not just in your direction, but in everyone's general direction.  Is this something you like to see?

Well of course it is.  It means that everyone has a great spirit, everyone is very competitive, and everyone wants to win.  If no one was talking smack, I'd be a little worried quite frankly.  They all want to go out there, put it all on the line, and perform at their best.  This is what I like to see from them.  This is what makes me want to get out there and wrestle, this is what makes me want to get out there and show them that they can talk all the crap they want, but that in the end, Nic Totopoulous always comes out victorious.  Now all of this talk is obviously a little premature if you ask me.  I'm glad people are getting mad at each other.  But let's think about this, no one has seen what the other can do.  Let's take Bodacious Billy for example.  He's been out there talking a lot of trash about Karl Bass.  Karl Bass has verbally been retaliating.  But what are they basing this on?  Nothing in the ring I'm sure.  They haven't seen each other.  As far as I know, Karl Bass might go out there, slaughter Bodacious, and wonder why he wasted his time with him, or vice versa.  This is a tricky time because no one knows what to expect from anyone else.  This is an exciting time too, being able to compete with someone new.  Not just new to them because they haven't wrestled against or with them, but new because they haven't even seen them compete in the ring.

Well speaking of talking trash, there have been a few people who have had some unkind things to say about you so far.  A man like Shawn Sand.

Ya, I think he's a little confused about something.  Let me give you an example.  I swing the other hand.  I think he's trying to say I'm gay, and to him it's clear.  He claims to be straight.  All right, let's say I was gay.  Let's say Sand is not gay.  What do you think the guys in the back would say when a gay guy beat him, one, two, three, right in the middle of the ring?

Well, I don't know.

Well, they'd probably laugh right in his face.  Then the ladies would laugh in his face, and they'd all come home with me, the gay guy, who's nailing all of his women.  But he does have one thing right, Canada is the best place in the world.  Now don't get me wrong, the U.S. is nice too.  I've worked here for over a year now, I've been all over this country, and it is a great place, just now as great as Canada.

What about Ambur?  She had some disparaging things to say about you too.

Yes she did.  I'm being insulted by a woman.  I'm being told that I'm a veteran in professional wrestling.  I'm being told that I'm an old man.  I'm twenty three.  I might be a veteran, but I'm by no means old.  I might even be younger than her.  But that's fine, she can call me an old man all she wants.  I don't know what else to say about here.

Well that's fine.  I don't think you're gay or old.

Um... Thanks.

Now onto your match on Sunday night, the first Mayhem in almost a year, well, not quite, but you know what I mean.
 

 

Yes I do know what you mean.  I get to wrestle my first match against Nightmare, a man who claims that hardcore is his life.  Well that's great for you Nightmare.  It's not mine.  Mine is winning the World title.  This man seemed to have a rough childhood, a rough teenage life, where he fought to stay alive on the streets.  My guess is that he has no wrestling training at all, because that costs money, and he clearly didn't have any.  In fact, that is a mistake by the management for hiring this goof.  If he has no formal training, he might be nuts.  He might pull a knife on someone in the middle of his match.  Now I don't know all the rules, but I'm pretty sure that doing something like that is against them.  But then I think about it, and I don't think he was homeless, or lived on the streets, or whatever he claims.  Just look at him.  It looks to me like he was well fed, a little too well fed if you ask me.  This man is fattest person I have ever seen.  Now he's probably strong, and he can probably fight, but I'm sure that he can't wrestle, and in the business of professional wrestling, being able to wrestle is a key to success.  Oh, and Nightmare, here's a little known fact for you, secondly is not a word.  Just thought I'd let you know that before you go around using that word in an attempt to insult me again.

What do you think about the remarks The Prankster made about you on the golf course?

What?  I don't know what you're talking about.  He plays golf?  Whatever.  I'm not sure I saw that.

He was talking with his manager on the phone about you.

Really, hmm...  Oh right, now I know what you're talking about.  And what I say that I know, I actually have no idea.

Oh...

But as for Nightmare, best of luck to you in the first round of this tournament for the World title.  This title is what I've wanted to over a year now, and I'm not gonna let some fat guy who claims to be homeless beat me.  Nightmare, I'll see you in the ring.

[Totopoulous turns around and walks off the screen.  The interviewer looks into the camera, is about to say something, but the scene fades to black cutting her off.]