[Nic Totopoulous is seen in front of a big background, and it appears as if he is at some type of photo shoot. He is in his regular wrestling attire, and his hair is standing straight up. He has a chair placed right next to him as he has a very unhappy face.]
Totopoulous
- You've got to be kidding me?
Director -
No sir. This is a commercial for hair gel. First we take a
couple shots of you with your hair in a mess, then we use our gel, fix
it up, and take a few shots of you looking at your best.
How did I agree
to this?
Well, he said
he was your agent...
I don't have
an agent. What the hell?
Yes you do,
and you're under contract, so you have to take these pictures.
Since when?
Stupid contract! I hate this commercial. How much am I making
again?
Probably not
as much as you'd like to be making for looking like that.
It figures.
What type of gel is this?
Dippity Do.
What?
I can't endorse something with a stupid name like that. And how is
hair gel going to help someone with long hair like me? Wouldn't hair
spray be better?
We're trying
to expand our market.
Of course you
are. Look, I think I'm going to have to leave alright? This
is not what I had in mind.
Well that's
tough. Now Nic, please take the pose.
Alright.
[Nic
places one foot on the chair, rests his elbow on his knee, and his chin
on his fist.]
This good?
Perfect.
[The
photographer walks walks in front of Totopoulous and begins to click his
camera. Nic continues to pose as his eyes follow the camera as the
photographer takes photos from many different angles. Just then Totopoulous
takes his foot off the chair and stands up.]
What are you
doing?
I'm really
tired of this alright? Is it break time yet?
We just started.
Look at me!
Look so stupid! I can't be seen like this. I'm the TNT Wrestling
World Heavyweight Champion!
I know you
are, and you also signed a contract saying you'd take these pictures.
Now please Nic, just a few more.
Alright, but
just a few, then I'm out of here.
No, then it's
break time.
Sure it is.
Alright Nic,
please take the next pose.
[Totopoulous
takes the next pose. He pretends to be taking into the camera.
The cameraman
continues to walk around him and take photos from different angles.
Just then Totopoulous takes a step away from the camera.]
What are you
doing? You're ruining the shot.
Do I look like
a guy who cares? Look, I don't have time to be wasting here with
all of you. Right now, I look stupid, and I've got to defend my World
Title this Sunday night. I need to concentrate on the most important
task at hand.
That task should
be fulfilling your contract with me.
Screw that
man. I'm leaving. And I don't even have an agent!
[Totopoulous
begins to walk away from the set. He walks down a hallway and into
a room. He shuts the door as the scene fades to black.]
