[Be Quick or Be Dead by Iron Maiden hits the speakers.  The crowd begins to boo.  The arena lights dim, and the pyrotechnics go off in front of the entranceway.  Nic Totopoulous emerges from behind the curtain.  He walks out on to the ramp, wearing his regular ring attire, and his TNT Wrestling United States Championship belt around his waist.  He then proceeds to walk down the ramp toward the ring.  He climbs up the stairs, through the ropes, and into the ring.  He walks over and takes the microphone away from the ring announcer.  He then pushes over the ring announcer, who goes through the ropes and out of the ring.  The house lights come back on to full strength.  The music stops.  Totopoulous puts the microphone to his mouth, and begins to address the sold out TNT Wrestling audience.]

Lords, of, Pain!  That's right folks.  The Lords of Pain are back, and are better than ever.  We are here to kick some ass, and to wreck every single person in TNT Wrestling.  Our fearless leader and TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion, and one half of the TNT Wrestling Tag Team Champions, Death.  Our commissioner, Cross. The other half of the TNT Wrestling Tag Team Champions, and the TNT Wrestling Eurasian Champion, Aussie Wonder.  Finally, the TNT Wrestling United States Champion, or should I say, Canadian Champion, yours truly, Nic Totopoulous.  What a team this is.  We have the power in the front office, the power in singles competition, and the power in tag team competition.  The Lords of Pain are in control here in TNT, and there is no one, and I repeat, no one that can stop us.  There is not a single person in TNT that can beat Death.  Death is the greatest TNT Heavyweight Champion of all time.  His record speaks for it's self.  This man has only lost one match in his entire career.  What a champion.  Aussie Wonder, even though we may have had our differences in the past, or what appeared to be differences, I respect this guys wrestling ability.  He is the best Australia has to offer.  Cross is the commissioner.  He has the power, he has the stroke around here.  He has the stroke backstage.  He also on hell of a wrestler.  I can't count how many times he has carried championship here in TNT Wrestling.  He is truly a future hall of famer, and a hero of mine.  All of these men, along with myself, are the most dominant force TNT Wrestling has ever seen.  This, is a fact!

Now, this weekend on Sunday Night Mayhem, I have a match against none other than The Prankster.  This match, is going to be fun.  The Prankster is a good wrestler.  There is no question about that fact.  He is a good wrestler, but you see, he's not a great wrestler.  That is what the difference between me and him is.  I am great, and he is good.  This TNT Canadian Championship is the belt that separates the men, from the boys.  People like Death, Cross, Aussie Wonder, and myself are men.  You my friend, are mearly a boy.  A boy who does give his all, who does put in his best effort, who is a very talented competitor.  Prankster I give you credit, come compete in matches day in and day out, and you work your ass off.  You just don't have what it takes yet to take your talent to the next level.  You have potential, and this match you have with me will show you what it takes to make it to the next level.  You will learn from me, and our match, ad you will be better for it.  That is my gift to you.  You will not get my championship, but you will be taught a lesson, a lesson in wrestling.  A lesson.

Kevinski Radinski, what a joke!  This guy is clueless.  He really thinks that he can defeat me.  Just last week, I kicked his ass in that bar.  I beat him down to a bloody pulp.  I couldn't believe how little effort I had to exert to beat him.  It was a little too easy.  He did admit this though.  He did admit that I kicked his ass all over that bar room.  I left him battered and bloodied.  How he earned this match against me at Sweet Dreams is beyond me.  He is a piece of garbage.  The Total Package eh?  The Total Package of what?  Of bull if you ask me.  You talk a good game Kevinski, but you sure as hell don't play one.  You suck!  It's that simple.  You suck.  It is straight to the point, and it is all too true.

Now, you want to go making accusations about me.  You want to go telling everyone that you have video footage of me, dressing as a whore in my room.  Now let me ask you this, why?  Why in God's name would you have footage of me dressed as a whore?  Are you gay?  You say that you aren't, but you sure as hell seem as if you are.  You don't want to check out other men?  Well, if you claim that you have this footage of me, then that would be checking out another man.  But Kevinski, I would love to see this footage.  I would really truly love to see it.  This is because I just don't remember when this happened.  Maybe I just erased it from my memory, which I am sure is not the case, but I just don't remember.  So why don't you and your gay fantasies get the hell out of my business. I don't want to get into the ring with a fag.  You might try and touch me in places that I won't be comfortable with.

Now, as for the stipulation for this match, what the hell is that?  What the hell is going on?  I don't understand this.  I thought that is was TNT WRESTLING, not some wannabe federation.  This is wrestling.  This is a joke.  This is a disgrace to the federation.  I am ashamed to be here.  But, I will survive.  I will ne victorious.  How do I know this?  Well, it's simple really.  It's because I am the better man.  I am the better wrestler.  I can beat you in the ring Kevinski, I can beat you in a bar room, and I can sure as hell beat you with a stupid little drug stipulation.  I will have to go on raw talent and instinct, and I have more of that than you do Kevinski, that's a guarantee.

Prankster, this Sunday is your chance at wrestling glory.  You will have a chance to beat one of the best in the business.  I would just like to apologize in advance for the beating that you will endure.  Prankster, I'll see you, in the ring!

[Be Quick or Be Dead  by Iron Maiden hits the speakers.  Nic Totopoulous tosses the microphone out of the ring, and at the ring announcer.  It hits the announcer in the head.  Totopoulous walks over to the ropes, and climbs out of the ring.  He walks up the ramp jawing at the fans the whole way.  He stops, takes off his belt, and yells at one of the fans, and the fan yells back. Totopoulous points at his belt yapping at the fan.  The fan picks up his cup and throws it at him.  Totopoulous ducks, and it hits a fan on the other side.  Totopoulous laughs, and then runs up the ramp, hoping to not be hit.  He climbs back through the curtain and backstage.  The music stops, and the show continues.]