Welcome everybody!!! Here we go again with another episode of the Super Fun Happy Hour. [The ever increasing crowd boos Joe Shmoe, with the exception of the people with the Super Fun Happy Hour signs.] What? You mean you don’t like my show? [The crowd begins to cheer because of Shmoe’s realisation that nobody likes his show.] Well, umm, okay, I guess I’ll stop with the show and just say what I wanted to say. [The crowd cheers, but Shmoe looks very hurt.] 

We are moments away from the biggest event in wrestling history! We are moments away from the EWF’s first Pay Per View, ”A New Era”. All of the EWF titles will be decided here tonight, live on Pay Per View. Now, who is going to win these championships is the first question. Well, I can only give you answers to two championships. The North American Championship will certainly be won by yours truly, Joe Shmoe. I will beat the hell out of every single wannabe wrestler in the Six Pack Challenge. Boy oh boy, do I love beer. Now, J.D. Onslaught. You seem fairly confident that you are going to come out the victor in this Six Pack Challenge for the North American Championship. Well, you will need this confidence. You will need to come out and give every last ounce of blood, sweat, and after I defeat you 1,2,3, right in the centre of the ring, tears. You will be crying your eyes out. This match will be much harder than your triple threat match you had on that special edition of Terror last Thursday. The wrestlers you faced were no good pieces of garbage. This time you will be in the ring with quite possibly the best wrestler in EWF, maybe even the world. Be ready, ‘cause I’m gunning for you, b###h! 

Blade, finally I will have my opportunity to compete against you. I will have my opportunity to kick your ass all over the arena. I will have my opportunity to beat you to a bloody pulp! I will apologise in advance for the beating, and the pain and suffering I will inflict on you. Actually, you deserve it. You talk crap about me. In this match you’re gonna have to put your money where your mouth is. I will beat you Blade, it’s plain and simple. 

MORTAL KOMBAT!!! Oh wait, I’m sorry. I got confused because Jaxx is a Mortal Kombat character. Well let’s face it. I know just about nothing about you except you lost to a good for nothing piece of crap by the name of Gunz. Now, Andrew Stone and Blud. You two must have had the most boring match I have ever seen. My god, you are both terrible. It really was a coin toss as to who was going to win, because you both SUCK! Blud, maybe J.D. Onslaught is right, maybe your blood is yellow. Well, if it’s not yellow now, it will be when you get into the ring with me. You will be scared. I can sense the fear in you already Blud. Beware, because as I said before, I will spill your yellow “Blud” all over the ring canvas. Andrew Stone, you did beat Blud, but I will beat you. It’s plain and simple. I will be the next EWF North American Champion. 

Now for the second championship I was going to talk about, the Battle Royal for the EWF World Heavyweight Championship. There are now 26 wrestlers in this company, and 25 of them will be thrown over the top rope. Who will they be? Well, I can tell you who they won’t be, ME! There is no way I’m gonna let a bunch of wrestling hacks toss me over the top rope. Winning this championship would be a dream come true, literally. I have dreamed about the chance to win this championship, the most prized championship in the wrestling world today. Now, that dream has come true. I have been training hard for this moment for weeks now, and that training damn sure will pay off. I guarantee it. 

Well, until next time for the Super Fun Happy Hour, oh ya, I forgot, you hate my show. Well you all can kiss my ass, I love my show. SCREW YOU!!! 

[Baby Got Back by Sir Mix Alot once again hits the speakers. Joe Shmoe drops the mic and climbs through the ropes and out of the ring. The almost packed arena is standing on their feet booing and thowing garbage at Joe Shmoe. Shmoe get’s hit in the head with a full cup of beer. It almost knocked Shmoe over! He now runs to the back afraid of being hit again, and the pyro came on and and hit him because he was moving faster then expected. Shmoe fell over, but appears to be alright. The crowd is laughing at Shmoe now as he finally makes it backstage. On the big screen it says:] 

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