Welcome everyone once again to another edition of the Super Fun Happy Hour. I know it’s been a while since the last program, so I apologise. But, I was taking a vacation with the extra bonus in the paycheque now that I am the EWF World Heavyweight Champion. Let me tell you, I was able to travel all the way to my province’s capital, the province of Ontario that is. I was able to visit Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Let me tell you, it was crazy down there. There is so much traffic and what not. 

But enough about my vacation, I would love to speak about my World Title match I had against Rampage. Now, Rampage is a tremendous competitor, but I am simply so much better than him. I beat him 1, 2, 3 right dead centre in the middle of the ring. I beat him all by myself. He felt the Flatliner, and that was the end of the show. Now, if I understand things correctly, I have another match against him at the next Pay Per View. I will be main eventing my first ever EWF Pay Per View. I will be going in as the greatest EWF World Heavyweight Champion to ever graze God’s green Earth. And I will leave, the EWF World Heavyweight Champion. Am I afraid to face against Rampage. Hell no! Why you ask? Well, I beat him before, and I’ll beat him again, guaranteed. So Rampage, you have a couple of weeks to get ready, you had better be training, because I’m coming for blood. 

Now, as for this Tuesday on Wars. I have to defend my EWF North American Championship against a man who I thought had quit, until last Saturday when he decided to show his face once again. Mike Mirra, you come back to EWF, because you think you have chance at taking away the second most prestigious prize in the wrestling industry, the EWF North American Championship. Well, I think you’ve got another thing coming. You will fall to defeat, because I am the top wrestler in this company, I am the best in the whole damn world, and no one can stop me, not even you, you pile of stinking cow manure. Do you really think I’ll let some piece of trash that smells like my asshole beat me? I don’t think so. So beware, or prepare, ‘cause I’m comin’ to kick you ass, b###h! 

Well, I think I’ve ranted and raved enough incoherent jabbering. So, until next time, when I show clips of how I destroy Mike Mirra, remember don’t drink and drive. Have a nice night people!!! 

[Joe takes a kazoo out of his pocket and begins to play it. He is playing so jargon, not really a song. While playing the kazoo, he walks over to the camera and turns it off. The screen goes black with these words written on it:] 

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