[Be Quick or Be Dead by Iron Maiden hits the speakers.  The crowd begins to boo with all they’ve got.  A deafaning pyrotechnics show goes off in front of the entrance.  The lights dim, and Joe Shmoe emerges from behind the curtain.  He stops at the top of the entranceway.  He is wearing his WWW Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist.  He is also wearing his usual ring attire with a Joe Shmoe T-Shirt saying, “I’ll see you, in the ring!”, on the back.  He begins to walk down the ramp toward the ring.  He jaws with the fans the whole way down the ramp.  He stops at the bottom of the stairs to argue with a fan.  He then climbs up the stairs, through the ropes, and into the ring.  He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and salutes the crowd with a middle finger.  He walks over to the ring announcer and pushes him over.  As he does this, the microphone flys up into the air, and Shmoe catches it.  The ring announcer quickly exits the ring.  Joe Shmoe puts the microphone to his mouth, and begins to address the sold out WWW audience.]

Well, well, well.  We’re just one day away from Thursday Terror.  This Thursday will be a wonderful day as I will be able to eliminate two thorns in my each of my sides.  These two thorns as I have mentioned before are Lummix and his little friend The Greater Power.  These two men ever since they have entered the WWW have rubbed me the wrong way.  They have always been there to piss me off, even if it’s just a little bit.  Lummix has been more of a pain than anyone has though.  For one, he always runs his mouth about how he can beat me.  God that’s getting annoying.  Everyone knows that I am unstoppable.  Everyone knows that I am the best in the business.  That’s why I’m the World Wide Wrestling Heavyweight Champion.  I have proved that I can beat Lummix, or anyone else here in WWW for that matter.  I’m looking for a little challenge here.  I would love for someone to step up and try to take me down, try to take me out.  Someone with some skill perhaps.  If anyone can find this man, please send him my way so that I can pound him.  For real, I’m not joking.  I am a fighting champion, and competition is the only way I can prove that.  This Lummix garbage is driving me insane.

This match I believe will also give Gearbox the respect he deserves.  He has been working his ass off ever since he got here.  He hasn’t backed down from any challenges.  He has stood up for himself, and delivered a beating to everyone who has come his way.  He might not always end up on top, but each and every one of his competitors has gotten a new respect for him.  They have learned to give him a whole new type of respect for this person.  This man will give you a battle every time you enter the ring with him.  That’s a fact.

Finally, tomorrow Lummix will get what he deserves.  He will get the beating of a lifetime.  He will be beaten down and taken out.  That's a guarantee.  As I said before, I'm sick and tired of him, well that will end tomorrow in the ring, when myself and Gearbox eliminate him.  Lummix, The Greater Power, I'll see you two, in the ring!

[Be Quick or Be Dead by Iron Maiden hits the speakers.  Joe Shmoe drops the microphone and makes his way out of the ring. He walks up the ramp and heads backstage. He is jawing with the fans the whole way up.  The music stops, and the show continues.]