[The lights dim in the sold out World Wide Wrestling arena.  Be Quick or Be Dead by Iron Maiden hits the speakers.  The crowd begins to boo relentlessly.  The pyrotechnics goes off in front of the entrance.  Joe Shmoe comes out from behind the curtain.  He is wearing his regular wrestling attire, and his World Wide Wrestling Championship belt around his waist.  He is also wearing a Joe Shmoe T-Shirt.  He makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.  He climbs up the stairs, goes through the ropes and into the ring.  He walks over to the ring announcer and grabs the microphone away from him.  He walks over and leans on the ropes.  He begins to address the crowd.]

Last week on Thursday Terror a match took place like no other.  A match took place that proves once again who the dominant force is here in World Wide Wrestling.  The team of Joe Shmoe and Gearbox, Damage Incorporated, defeated Nate Dogg and Heartbreaker just last week.  One week ago, Damage Incorporated proved that they are the number one group in town.  We proved that we are the best wrestlers in town.  Terry Ferrero would have won had it not been for the interferance of that little pieve of crap Nate Dogg, who was defeated last week.  But that’s all right.  Terry will get his revenge this week.  He will be able to prove to all of Damage Inc., to all of the WWW fans, and to everyone in the world that he is better than Nate Dogg when he pounds him into the canvas this week.  Total domination of WWW in coming.  It’s coming faster than anyone can imagine.  Damage Inc. will soon have full control of WWW, and there’s not a damn thing any of you can do about it.

Now this week on Terror, I have been placed once again in a tag team match with my good friend Gearbox.  That’s’ right, this unstoppable duo will once again reign it’s terror all through the WWW when we take on those two freaks, Lummix and The Greater Power.  Now really, I have been very impressed with both of these two individuals.  Lummix has improved tremendously over these past few months, and The Greater Power has been a force to be reconed with ever since he entered WWW.  However, neither of these two men have been able to defeat Joe Shmoe.  They have tried running me down in cars, but they still couldn’t take me out.  I have been able to defeat them in every match I have had against them.  This week will be no different.  I am the World Wide Wrestling Heavyweight Champion.  I am unstoppable.  Take a look at this belt, just look at it.

[Shmoe takes off the belt and shoves in in front of the camera pointing at it.]

That’s enough.

[Shmoe takes the belt away and puts it over his shoulder.]

That’s right, your champion is standing before you.  Your champion is the best champion of all time.  I have only had one off night since arriving here in WWW.  That was the saddest night of my career, losing so Heartbreaker.  But I have come back even stronger than ever before.  I have come back as a super-human.  I cannot be stopped.  I just can’t, so face that fact.

This Thursday will be your last Thursday Lummix, you got a lucky victory over Gearbox, but never again, and you will never be able to beat me.  Never!  So Lummix and The Greater Power, you have nothing to lose, and I have everything to lose, so be prepared for the fight of your lives.  I’ll see you two, in the ring.

[Be Quick or Be Dead by Iron Maiden hits the speakersJoe Shmoe drops the microphone and makes his way out of the ring. He walks up the ramp and heads backstage. He is jawing with the fans the whole way up.  The music stops, and the show continues.]