[The camera quickly cuts out away from the ring, and off to the parking lot.  Joe Shmoe is seen walking through the parking lot toward the arena.  He is wearing a Damage Inc. T-Shirt, blue jean shorts, black boots, and is carrying a gym bag with his WWW Heavyweight Championship belt resting on it.  He walks towards the entrance door, opens it, and goes in.  He is now seen walking down the hallway towards his dressing room.  He reaches his room and is met by a WWW interviewer.]

Interviewer:  Joe Shmoe, do you have a few moments, I have a few questions for you.  They are concerning your match this Thursday oN Terror.

Shmoe:  Of course I do, I've got a big mouth right?  I've always got something to say right?  Ya, that's right, lay them on me.

Great!  Well then, lets get started.

Do you want to come into my dressing room?  Just so that I don't have to stand.

Umm...  I guess so, sitting is easier than standing.

[Shmoe and the interviewer move into the change room.  They both take a seat on the bench by the wall.]

Alright, time to get down to business.  First question.  Last Sunday live on Pay Per View you had a match against Heartbreaker for that WWW Heavyweight Championship belt that rests on your bag.  That was an impressive victory.  But this Thursday you have a match against Heartbreaker once again.  This time it's a tag team match though.  Not only will you be facing Heartbreaker, but you will be facing against Nate Dogg as well.  Your partner will be your buddy Gearbox.  Gearbox came off a devastating loss to Lummix last Sunday.  Nate Dogg has spoken his mind, should he really be that confident?

Well, he should be confident.  He is a very talented wrestler some might say.  He also has a very talented partner.  Heartbreaker is one of the best in the business, but as I proved on Sunday, he's not the best.  I am the best in the world.  I have the most skill and talent in the world today.  I am the strongest and the fastest in the world.  As far as Gearbox goes, yes he did have a poor performance last Sunday.  I'm not worried though.  It was only an off night.  Everyone has them.  I even had one last month when Heartbreaker beat me, it's just an off night.  He will come back even stronger than every on Thursday.

Well, maybe.  But maybe it was just an off night for Heartbreaker Sunday.  Maybe he is the better wrestler.

Excuse me?  What does this look like to you.  Ya, the World title that's right.  Who has the world title?  Joe Shmoe, that's right!  Well thank you.  That's enough for questons for today, get out!

But I just have...

GET OUT!

[Shmoe picks up the reporter and tosses him out of the room.  Shmoe slams the door.  The reporter is seen lying on the ground as the camera fades to black.]