Better Than You by Metallica begins to blast over the speakers.  The sold out TNT Wrestling audience begins to boo as the lights turn green and the house lights go off.  Joe Shmoe steps out from behind the curtain with a microphone in his hands.  He is wearing his street clothes as he takes a few steps out on to the top of the ramp.  The music stops and Shmoe begins to address the audience.

I know that this past week has been a busy one for many people.  It is time though, it is the perfect time for me to introduce my prodigy, the main man here in TNT Wrestling, the TNT Wrestling Eurasian Champion.  It is a pleasure to present to all of you the man who single-handedly beat two of the top men in TNT Wrestling in the same night.  This man has had big victories over Jason Shadows, The Mutant God Kazama, and most recently Rollin Thunder and Bryan Banger.  This man has held the TNT Wrestling Hardcore Championship, now holds the TNT Wrestling Eurasian Championship, and when the men upstairs realize that he deserves a shot at the Sean Segrada and the World Title, he will be the next World Heavyweight Champion.  Please allow me to introduce to you none other than your hero, the most talented men in TNT Wrestling, the man with the brightest future, let me introduce to you, James Sanderson!
 

 

Better Than You by Metallica hits the speakers once more.  The house lights go off and the green lights go back on.  The fans begin to boo once again as a wall of pyrotechnics goes off in front of the entrance.  James Sanderson then makes his way through the curtain and out onto the stage.  He is dressed in his wrestling attire, a James Sanderson T-shirt, and the TNT Wrestling Eurasian Title belt wrapped around his waist.  He walks up next to Joe Shmoe and stops next to him.  Shmoe grabs his wrist and raises his arm in the air with a big grin of satisfaction on his face.  With Shmoe's other hand he points at Sanderson as he exclaims how great Sanderson is without the help of the microphone.  Sanderson stands there stone faced.  Shmoe and Sanderson bring their arms down as the two of them begin to walk down the ramp toward the ring.  Sanderson slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.  He walks quickly over to the corner, climbs to the second rope and raises his arms in the air.  Shmoe climbs up the steps, through the ropes and into the ring.  He walks to the middle of the ring as Sanderson climbs down from the second rope to join him in the middle of the ring.  The two stand side by side as the house lights come back on and the music begins to fade.  Joe Shmoe puts the microphone to his mouth and continues to rant to the fans.

That's right folks, next to me stands a man who will go in down in the books as the best wrestler of all time.  The man standing next to me will go down in wrestling lore as the best TNT Wrestling Eurasian Champion of all time.  This man will be a legend in this industry, and many years from now people will remember his name.  Years from now wrestling fans from all across the world will remember the name of James Sanderson.  Not because he is the best wrestler in the world now.  Not because he will be the best wrestler in the world in the future, but because he was able to beat all the best wrestlers in the world.  Sanderson has a lot a good wrestlers under his belt already, and he is ready for anyone and everyone who will try to take him down.

The fans begin to boo for they do not appreciate James Sanderson or Joe Shmoe.

This brings me to this past Sunday night on Mayhem.  It was in his match on Sunday against both Bryan Banger and Rollin Thunder that Sanderson was able to show what he was really made out of.  It was in that match that he proved to everyone that he is a serious player in the wrestling industry, and that he is a serious player in TNT Wrestling.  He out wrestled those two, he out worked those two, and he out smarted those two.  He let Rollin and Banger beat the hell out of each other for the first part of that match.  He let them wear themselves down to the point of exhaustion.  Bryan Banger was able to put Rollin in a critical predicament, and Sanderson did nothing but help Banger pin Rollin, which was a stroke of genius.

The fans begin to boo as they hear of their hero being pinned.

Once Rollin was out of the way, Banger was easy pickings.  He was tired, and his leg was sore.  Everyone could see him limping throughout the entire match, and Sanderson knew just what to do.  He went straight after that leg.  He tried to mangle it, he tried to maim it, he tried to break it!  Banger knew full well that his leg was still hurt, but he denied it.  He tried to get Sanderson to take it easy on that leg, to not worry about that leg.  He wanted Sanderson to leave his injured leg alone, so Banger assured Sanderson that it was okay.  That was a mistake Banger.  You kept denying that your leg was hurt, which made it all the more obvious that is was hurt my friend.  It might as well have had a bulls eye on that injured area Banger.  Sanderson zeroed in on it and finished you off.  It was a valiant effort though Banger, I'll give you that much.  I know how hard it can be to wrestle through a recovering injury, and I applaud your effort.  Sanderson trying to re-injure your leg wasn't personal, it was all business.
 

 

Shmoe stops for a moment and looks out into the crowd.

One thing that has gone from business to personal is this situation with Maximum Carnage.  James Ramage and Nick Pellett.  These two men have the least amount of patience I have ever seen.  These two men have the least amount of guts I have ever seen too.  I know what you two were doing last week.  I know you were looking to beat the money out of me guys.  I know you two were looking for blood, but I wasn't ready to give you mine.  No sir, I wasn't ready to give you any money either.  You two are unreasonable, you two are crazy, and I don't deal well with people who have lost their marbles.  Yeah, I was avoiding the two of you.  You need to have patience guys.  I had the money ready for you.  I was about to give it to you when I hear you guys talking about beating it out of me.  I don't need to put up with that treatment.  I'm a man of my word, but only to a certain point.  I'm not going to let either one of you lay a hand on me.  So, you know what?  You two aren't going to get a penny of my money.  I'm not going to pay you for taking out 10 Minute Major.  You guys didn't even do a very good job.  Sanderson had to finish off the job you guys did it so poorly.  You didn't earn the money in my mind, and now you are acting irrational.

The crowd begins to boo once again.

How about a two on one attack?  Does that sound fair?  Of course not.  Does that sound reasonable?  Of course not.  I'm not insane, I'm not going to risk my life confronting the two of you.  So because I won't fight you two on one, you have the gaul to give me a hard time?  You both disgust me.  The Highlight James Ramage?  Don't make me laugh.  The only thing you should be highlighting are Jesse Westcoat's notes when he comes home from school.  Ramage, you aren't that good.  I know you're a Tag Team Champion, but I mean really, how did you get that title again?  Oh yeah, it was given to you.  And how many times have you defended it?  Oh yeah, never!  So who have you proven yourself against so far Ramage.  Huh?  Oh yeah, a nobody.  Let's remember who the real Champions are around here Ramage, not you.

The crowd boos as Shmoe gets a grin on his face.

How about Nick Pellett.  Who did you beat for your Tag Title again?  What's that?  Nobody you say?  No surprise there.  I know that you two couldn't beat anyone out there.  The two of you run around like a couple of chickens with your heads cut off.  Pellett, you are the Television Champion as well, am I right?  I am.  But who is the Eurasian Champion?  Who had to beat two of the best in the industry on Sunday to earn the title of Eurasian Champion?  That's right, my main man James Sanderson.  Pellett, you have gotten way over your head here buddy.  I know you want the money, but you aren't going to get it.  I know you want revenge on me, but you aren't going to get it.  Oh and by the way, how is your head feeling?  And how is yours feeling Ramage?  That's what I thought, it hurts like hell.  That's what happens when you get out smarted, you think to hard, you get a headache, then Sanderson makes it even worse by slamming you two over the head with a two by four.  That's solid wood, and it was cracked over your heads.

Shmoe lets out a laugh.

Ha!  Ha!  Like Brett Michaels once said, I don't want nothing but a good time, and that's what it's going to be when Sanderson beats you Nick Pellett on Sunday.  Good luck to you two, because you're going to need it.

Better Than You by Metallica begins to play over the speakers once again.  Shmoe drops the microphone on the mat and raises Sanderson's arm in the air.  They put their arms down, climb through the ropes, down the steps and out of the ring.  They make their way back up the ramp as the crowd boos them the whole way up.  They walk through the curtain and backstage.  The music stops and the show continues.