Joe Shmoe is seen standing behind a podium in a room at an office building.  Behind him sit TNT Wresting paraphernalia on shelving units.  There is a banner at the top of shelving units reading, "The Super Fun Happy Hour:  Hosted by Joe Shmoe."  Shmoe is dressed in a black suit, white shirt and black tie.  His long blonde hair is resting gently on his shoulders.  This entire time Better Than You by Metallica is playing in the background.  Shmoe has a big smile on his face as he rests his hands on the podium.  The music begins to fade, and Joe Shmoe begins to speak.

I'm Joe Shmoe, and welcome everyone to yet another edition of the Super Fun Happy Hour.  I know this is a little different than you're used to, but get used to it.  This will be the new set for the Super Fun Happy Hour, and it will be a slightly different format as well.  This new Super Fun Happy Hour will still have everyone's favourite segment, The Play of the Day.  It will also have a new segment called, On the Streets, where I will take a cameraman and a microphone on the streets and get the opinions of the TNT Wrestling fans.  One thing that will be different is that there will not always be a guest on the show.  When we get a guest though, it will most certainly be a deserving guest, it will be a great guest, it will be a guest of my choice.

Shmoe picks up the cup of water resting next to the papers sitting on his podium.  He takes a sip of the water and places the cup back down.

That was good.  Let's start things off of course with the Paly of the Day.  Roll the footage.  This is probably my favourite play of all time.

The following footage from Sunday Mayhem begins to play.

“The Hell Song” by Sum 41 hits the airwave as 10 Minute Major steps out of the dressing room on his crutches. He raises his arms to the crowd as he starts to hobble to the ring.

TD: Here comes 10 Minute Major. He’s still wrestling this match despite the injury to his knee.

KK: Sounds pretty stupid Tim, Fly will go right for that knee.

Suddenly as Major reaches the ring, two men, one is “The Icon” Nick Pellett and the other is an unknown 6’6 giant. Pellett suddenly chop blocks Majors knee as he is handing the crutches to the timekeeper. Major goes down in a heap as the other man starts stomping him viciously. The unknown man then grabs a crutch and starts hitting Major in the leg with it as Pellett right hands Major repeatedly.

TD: What the hell is going on here?

KK: These guys are taking Major apart!

TD: Who are these guys?

Pellett rolls a beaten Major into the ring and him and the other man follow and continue their attack with stomps. Pellett then grabs Major and yells in his face before dropping him with the “Curtain Caller”. The other man smirks at the damage and grabs an unconscious Major and hooks him in a pumphandle then picking him up, flinging him over his shoulder and dropping him into a Magnum driver.

TD: Stop it! Just stop it dammit!

They aren’t done as the unknown man gets up and climbs up to the top rope while Pellett hooks Major in a figure four leglock.

TD: What are these two going to do now?

KK: They plan on hurting Major more!

Pellett holds Major in the figure four for about a minute until the other man jumps from the top and flattens Major with a huge shooting star press. Major’s knee is done and he is unconscious.

TD: That was huge!

KK: Who is that guy and what is Pellett doing here?

Pellett snarls over the body of 10 Minute Major while the other guy grabs a microphone and starts to talk to the booing crowd:

???: Now that’s how you make a mark right away! Now I know many of you ugly wastes of skin will probably hate us for this but it’s just business.

The crowd boos louder as the man talks some more.

???: Oh sorry, I am so rude. My name is “The Highlight” James Ramage and this as even you idiots should know is “The Icon” Nick Pellett and we are “Maximum Carnage”, the newest, sorry only tag team in TNT!

NP: And where here to do what we came to do, whether you like it or not!

JR: Damn straight and our first of many victims is 10 Minute Major. Now Major, don’t try and fight us back. You will be destroyed, just like anyone who tries to cross our path. Now we may be muscle for hire, but we work for no master! If you got the green, you got a team.”

NP: But we are the mean green fighting mechines in this business, and no one can stop us!

“Superstar” by Saliva hits the airwaves as both men leave the ring with cocky smirks on their faces. The fans boo and throw garbage at them as they walk to the back. The TNT medical crew comes to take Major away from the ring. Overheard are the words “broken” and “done for” as they take Major to the back.

The scene cuts back to Joe Shmoe who is smiling and chuckling to himself behind his podium.  He calms down and continues.

Seeing that always brings a tear to my eye.  It is such a shame that the poor 10 Minute Major taken out like that.  I guess his knee is shot for good, and that he won't be able to wrestle ever again.  Boo hoo!  Ha!  Ha!  That Ten Minute Major will spend the rest of his life on crutches if things go the way I want them to. Ha!  Ha!...

Shmoe begins to laugh historically.  He nearly falls over from laughter.  Then he gets his composure and continues with the show.

Good times, good times.  Anyhow, let me continue with the show.  This is the part where I give my opinions about a few certain wrestlers that I deem to be rewarding of some criticism.  Let me start here with Rollin Thunder.  Where to I begin?  I know.

Shmoe clears his throat.

Rollin Thunder for the past few weeks has put out some of the worst efforts in wrestling I have ever seen.  A few weeks ago he was supposed to have a match against Jesse Westcoat.  This match did not happen.  Why?  I would speculate that it didn't happen because he was scared.  Rollin Thunder at that time was the United States Champion.  In that match he was supposed to defend his title against Westcoat, and somehow weaseled out of it.  I believe it was out of fear.  He knew it was a fluke that he won the title in the first place, and didn't want to lose it.  He knew he'd lose it to Westcoat.  I don't blame him for being scared.  Everyone is scared sometimes Rollin.  It doesn't hurt to admit it.  Well only in one situation does it hurt to admit it.  It only hurts to admit it when it's fear of a thirteen year old boy!  Rollin, I don't believe that man.  There must be something else.  Then the next week you couldn't weasel your way out of the match with Westcoat.  What happened?  Westcoat had you on the ropes, and you managed to get yourself disqualified.  I know you were looking to leave with the title after losing by disqualification, but Sean Segrada out smarted you.  Segrada managed to out smart you, and now you don't have any gold.  Then I start to wonder about something.  How did Rollin Thunder manage to get himself a Eurasian Title match?  This guy wasn't good enough to keep the United States Title, so let's give him a Eurasian Title shot.  It makes no sense.  If I was in charge, you wouldn't even have a Hardcore Title match with your previous track record.  You'd need to work your way up from the bottom once again, because Rollin, you haven't proven anything my friend.

Shmoe lifts his up of water to his mouth and takes another sip.  He puts it back down and continues on with the show.

I'm getting so worked up here that I needed some water.  The other wrestler I'd like to address is Bryan Banger.  Banger, you broke your leg.  You are a former Television Champion.  So?  T.V. Champion, big deal.  Who did you beat to deserve a shot at the Eurasian Title.  I mean Hell, you're weaker than you were when you had the title.  You do not deserve this title shot Banger.  Your leg is your weak point Banger.  Your leg is where if Rollin wa smart would attack.  Your leg is where I know Sanderson will focus.  He'll focus on re-breaking your leg.  He'll focus on maiming you Banger.  If Rollin has half a brain cell, he'll do the same, although I'm not sure he does.  Banger, you're not completely healed, and you never will be.  That's the way it always goes.  In every match Banger, you'll have a disadvantage because of that leg, and every wrestler will focus on that weakness, the way they are supposed to.  Banger, you have no chance in this match.  You have shown great confidence, but I know deep down you wonder if you can win the match.  Here is your answer Banger.  It's as simple as this...  No.

Shmoe picks up his up and takes another sip of water.  He puts it back down on the podium.  He clears his throat once again and continues with the show.

This is the part of the show where I hit the streets and talk to the TNT Wrestling fans.  Then I either either let them know how ignorant and stupid they are, or I compliment them.  This is all depending on how they react to my questions, and whether they are right or wrong.  Roll the footage.

The scene cuts to Joe Shmoe on the streets of Downtown Toronto.  He is dressed for cold weather, and the weather is cold as you can see his breath.  He has a microphone in one hand, and he begins.

Here we are  in the heart of Toronto at the corner of Queen and Bathurst.  As you can see this is no exactly the nicest part of Toronto.  If you look over there, you can see a homeless person, then over there is another homeless guy.  There is a graffiti everywhere, and the people here don't look too educated.  I'm going to guess that I'm going to get some stupid answers out here today.

Shmoe looks around.

Hey you!

A person wearing a dirty orange jacket, a brown tuque and ripped dirty jeans looks over.

Ya you.

The man walks over to Shmoe.

I'm Joe Shmoe from TNT Wrestling.

Man: I know who you are.

Well of course you do.  Wait a minute.  You watch TV?

Yes of course.

You won a TV?

Yes.

You get cable?

Yes.

Dayum.  Well here's the question for today on the Super Fun Happy Hour.  Who is going to win the Triple Threat Match for the Eurasian Title oN Mayhem this Sunday.

Rollin Thunder.

Why is that sir?  Or maybe sir isn't the right word.  Anyhow, why?

Because the other two or bums.

Oh really?  This coming from their leader I guess right?

What's that supposed to mean?

If you went to school my friend, then you would know.  By the way, here's twenty bucks, go have a shower.

Shmoe hands the man a twenty dollar bill.

Thanks.

Ya.

Shmoe turns away from him and walks down the street.

Now you see?  That's what I'm talking about.  People who don't know anything.  That smell was gonna make me puke.  Jeez that was bad.

Shmoe looks up the street and sees a group of girls standing outside a cigar shop.

They aren't bad, let's go have a look.

Shmoe picks up his pace and begins to talk down the street.

Hey ladies.

They three of them look over.  Shmoe walks right up to them.

How are you ladies doing today.

Lady #1:  We're okay.

That's wonderful.  I'm Joe Shmoe from TNT Wrestling.  I was wondering who you three thought were going to win the Eurasian Title match on Sunday, James Sanderson, Rollin Thunder, or Bryan Banger?

Lady #1:  What is he talking about?

Lady #2:  Rollin Thunder.

Why him?

Because he's so hot.

You're an idiot.

You know that one with the long hair that I always talk about?

Oh him!  He is hot.  I want him to win.

This is getting me no where.  I have to go.  I'm signing off.  Man people are stupid.

The scene cuts back to Shmoe standing behind his podium shaking his head.

And those are the two that made it on the show.  Just imagine how stupid the rest were.  Let me start with...

Just then the door opens, and the secretary Jen walks through the door.

Joe...

Can't you see I'm in the middle of something here?  I'm doing the show.

James just received a message on the answering machine in the front.  It's really important.  You should come quick and listen to it.

Damnit!  All right.

James steps out and out the door.  He and Jen quickly walk to the front through the hallway.  Joe giving Jen a hard time the entire way.

You sure this is important.

Yes.

And what the hell are you doing talking to James?  I told you to leave him alone.

He came to me.

The two of them walk to the answering machine where James Sanderson is waiting.  Joe presses play and the message starts.

Hey Joe, it's James Ramage.  Don't forget our little deal here.  Nick and I want to be paid off, and we want the money by Sunday.  We aren't going to take no for an answer.

The message ends, and Shmoe gets a worried look on his face.

This isn't good...

The scene fades to black.