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[Dyer's Eve by Metallica hits the speakers.  The TNT audience jumps to their feet.  Venom emerges from the back stage area.  He walks out through the curtain holding the TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship in his left hand.  He stops at the top of the ramp and salutes the crowd.]

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[He then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.  He tosses the World Championship over the top rope into the ring.  He climbs up the steps and through the ropes into the ring.  He picks up the belt and once again salutes the audience.]

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[Venom paces around the ring for a moment as the crowd just keeps on cheering.  He crowd won't stop for anything.  He walks to the side of the ring and the TNT Wrestling ring crew member hands Venom a microphone.   Venom puts the microphone to his mouth, and there is dead silence, everyone wants to know what he has to say.  The music stops, and Venom begins.]

Well, I can't begin to explain how I feel right now.   Winning this TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship has been a dream of mine ever since TNT Wrestling went into existence.  Ever since it took the wrestling world by storm, and became the standard for all other wrestling federations to follow.  I have always wanted to represent TNT Wrestling, and it's fans properly, by carrying the TNT World Championship.

Now that match I had against Karnage was most likely the toughest match of my entire life.  He put up one hell of a battle, and I commend him for it.   It is a damn shame to see great talent like Karnage leave the wrestling world.   Even though we may have hod our differences Karnage, I would like to wish you the best of luck in the future with all of your endeavours.

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Now on to more important matters.  This up coming Sunday, meaning tomorrow, I will have the opportunity to defend my TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship against none other than BladerSkum.  Now really, I don't know why I am always the last person to find out when I have a match.  I found out when BladerSkum mentioned it.  Now this man is no slouch, let me tell you.  He is one hell of a competitor in the ring.  He is the number one competitor for the World Heavyweight Championship, and he deserves it.  He has worked hard to earn this shot.  Well unfortunately, all of that time and effort spend will all be for naught.  You see BladerSkum, you are trying to convince yourself that you can beat me.  You want to believe that you can beat me.  You will gather all of that false courage, and you will step into the ring, and think that you are ready.  Then we will stare eye to eye.  I will look into your eyes, and I will see that false confidence of yours fade away, and turn to fear.  You fear what you do not know BladerSkum.  And like you said, you know very little about me, I am very secretive.  This is to help instill fear into everyone one of my opponents.  You never know when I am going to strike, when I will take you out.

BladerSkum, I have been watching some of your little skits there.   You really do think that you are funny don't you.  And you know what, I could just as easily make up some pile of crap and put it on video too.  You know nothing about me, my life, or my family.  You know what, I'm not going to get mad, I am going to get even.  I will show you what I can do, what I am made of when we step into the ring.

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You really are ignorant of Canada aren't you?  Mississauga is not some little hick town.  It is actually one of the largest populated cities in all of Canada.  It is even larger than the nation's capital, Ottawa.  Now you will probably say something stupid like, "Ya right, that's a pile of crap, you are big, fat, ugly, retarded, and a Kane wannabe."  Well, I want to address all of those names that you call me.  First being big and tall.  I am not tall, I am only 6'4".  For Christ sake, you are taller than I am.  You are 6'7".   Maybe I should call you the overgrown freak.  Second, the fact that I am fat.   I know you have seen me, and I am not fat.  The fact that you say I am makes you look even stupider than me.  Third, you say I am ugly.  Well, maybe I am, but maybe I am not.  You have never seen my face.  I am always wearing a mask.   You only assume that my face is ugly.  But that's fine, if you judge the way guys look, that's you choice.  I just had no idea that your sexual preference was like that. Fourth, you say that I am retarded.  Let's face it, I am smarter than you are.  You think that you are so cool, and so smart 'cause you can put some stupid little video footage together.  You are so stupid.  If you were smart, you would actually know something about Canada.  If you were so smart, you not have requested a match against me.  You definitely are the one who is retarded.  And finally a Kane wannabe.  Well okay then, if you say so.  I really don't understand why.   Kane never speaks, and I quite often have a lot to say.  Is it because I wear a mask?  Well, maybe I could be Mankind, or Rey Mysterio Jr. when he had a mask.   I really don't know.

Now as of my life.  You think you know it pretty well eh?   Well, I've got news for you, I have a wife, two kids, and I live in a neighbourhood that is at least ten times safer than any neighbourhood in the United States.  At least in Canada, I can walk down the street without begin afraid of someone shooting me.   That is the truth.

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BladerSkum, you are cruisin' for a bruisin' in a big way.   You have insulted me, my family, and my country.  Now I am a proud Canadian, a proud husband, and a proud father.  You are just some stupid little piece of garbage.   You are nothing more than a piece of gum on the bottom of my shoe.  You are great in the ring, but in life you fail.  The Tickin' Time Bomb of Destruction is, and I know I always say this, but he is coming for blood.  BladerSkum, you will BURN IN HELL!!!

[Venom tosses the microphone over the top rope to the TNT ring crew member.  Venom picks up the belt and salutes the crowd.  Dyer's Eve by Metallica hits the speakers.  He then walks to the ropes climbs through the ropes and out of the ring.  He walks up the ramp slowly.  He stops at the top of the ramp and raises teh TNT Wreslting World Heavyweight Belt high over his head.  The crowd is cheering like they've never cheered before.  Venom turns around and walks through the curtain.  The music stops playing, and the show continues.]

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