[The arena goes all black. The red glow comes over the entire arena. Dyer's Eve by Metallica hits the speakers. The sold out Thursday Burn TNT audience jumps to their feet. Venom comes out from behind the curtain and makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He appears to be walking with a purpose. He climbs up the stairs and through the ropes into the ring. A member of the TNT Wreslting ring crew tosses Venom a microphone. Not a very good toss, but Venom manages to catch it. The houselights come on. Venom begins to speak.]
Well Karnage, you never seem to know when to shut your mouth now do you? You seem to just run your mouth about a lot of crap, and think that anyone cares. You know what, maybe some people do care what you have to say. Actually, I suppose that quite a few people do care what you have to say. But the problem is, a lot of what you say is completely false. I would first like to refer to the time that you called me a big red retard. Now maybe my wrestling attire is red, but my skin is not. Therefore I am not red. Now the second part, retard. I am most certainly not retarded. If I was retarded, I would not be able to compete in a wrestling ring at the high level that I do. Also, I am of higher intelligence than you are. So if I’m retarded, what are you? But you probably don’t care that you are more of a retard than I am. You will probably say something like, "You are the retard, and I’m gonna kick your ass!!", or something lame like that. You say that you don’t like Canadian Beer, and that you just wanted to get drunk. Okay, that’s fine with me, but after I beat you on Thursday Burn for that TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship, I will be sitting back in my lazy boy downing a nice, cold, refreshing Canadian Beer.
Now, you really are stupid. When Stonehart and BladerSkum were approaching the Canadian border they said that it was really cold. Like I said, 36 degrees Celsius yesterday, 42 degrees with the humidex. Now that is not cold by any stretch of the imagination, and you seem to really have one if you think that you can beat me. You know what, maybe it is my fault that you beat me. Maybe it is my fault that Rampage hit me over the head with that crowbar. Oh ya, there’s that imagination of yours running wild again. Now, I did and will once again give you credit for that win in the Battle Royal. You worked hard, I’ll give you that. I am simply saying that it is not a one on one confrontation. It is not the same as a singles match. That is why you are not a true champion. You also said I have a big nose. I have no idea how you know that, you have not seen my face. You think that I have a burnt face and with a big nose, and you have never seen my face. Again, what an imagination.
Just for the record, you say that I should be careful about making fun of Rampage that he might come back and kick my ass. Is that right? As far as I can remember, I beat him in a match. Not just any match, a hardcore match. He came out and knocked me over the head with his crappy little crowbar and I still was able to beat him. Oh, I’d just like to say that don’t worry, I’m not going to hit your funny bone. I know how scared you are of hurting that bone, so I won’t go after it.
You know what, I really hope that you don’t use that skateboard to hit me over the head with. Then I win, you get disqualified, and I don’t get my belt. So if you want to hit me, wait until after the match. I will be more than willing to take a shot then, after I’ve kicked your stupid ass all over the ring. You know what, rambling when you are drunk is not a good habit to get into. Not only do you sound like an idiot, and you really don’t make any sense, but you make people angry. In this case, it was me. It was Venom. I am more pissed off than ever. I am tired of saying that I am going to beat you, and then you say, "no, I’m gonna beat you, you’re stupid and a retard." I have had enough talk. Talk is cheap. I will put my money where my mouth is. I will show you that I am the better wrestler. Are you man enough to take me on one on one. Are you going to leave Stonehart and BladerSkum behind. If not, you are a pussy. You are definitely scared that you cannot beat me on your own. Remember, I am the Tickin’ Time Bomb of Destruction. As the bomb keeps tickin’, your ass I’m gonna be kickin’!!! Oh ya, and Karnage, you will BURN IN HELL!!!!!
[Venom walks to the ropes and hands teh mircophone to the ring guy as Dyer's Eve by Metallica hits the speakers once again. The lights go out and that red glow turns on. He climbs through the ropes out of the ring. He walks back up the ramp towards the entrance way. He walks through the curtain and backstage. Dyer's Eve by Metallica stops, and the houselights come on. The show continues.]