He walks through a door where some people were waiting for him. There was a camera man and the production crew and everyone that is involved in cutting a promo. Venom takes his place in front of the camera. The lights go out and that familiar red spot light shines one him. He looks into the camera and begins so speak.]
Well Karnage, I hear that you have magic wings now? What the hell is that all about? Let me tell you, that little skit by BladerSkum and Stonehart was probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. What was the point of that? Was it to attempt to make fun of Canada? Because I truly and honestly did not take offense. If that is what you think Canada is like, then the three of you are some of the most ignorant people I have ever met. Right now where I live it is 36 degrees Celsius. Now that is really hot. It’s not cold and snowy like you seem to believe. And what did Santa and his little elves ever do to you guys? God, you can’t beat me on your own so you go and beat up on a bunch of elves. Oh well, that’s your problem not mine.
Now onto the match I have this Thursday on Burn. As I said before, this match pits me against one of the best in the business. I get to face against Karnage. This match is for the TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship. The prize that I want more than anything else in this world. My life is right now is all about winning that title. I have tunnel vision. My eyes are focused on that one, and only one thing, that championship that you hold Karnage. As far as I’m concerned, you are simply holding it temporarily for me while I train hard to defend it. You only one the belt in a Battle Royal. Now that does not make you the best in the business, it simply makes you lucky enough to have stayed in the ring long enough. Remember Karnage, that championship would have been mine had I not turned my back when I knocked you and Rampage over the top rope. Not only that, but I already had two matches before that night in the Survival of the Fittest Tournament when I won the United States Championship. I was not on top of my game, I was tired, sore and worn out. This time I will be fresh and ready to go.
Karnage, you know that I am better than you. You know that I instill fear into all of my opponents. That is why Stonehart asked for your help, because he knew he could not do it on his own. Because he was afraid. You Karnage will know the same fear. You still have not been able to get a clean win over me. When you did actually defeat me one on one, it was with the help of your stupid little brother Rampage, who if he was still here I would beat his ass down, just like I’m gonna beat yours. You’re gonna be beaten pillar to post, all of the ring. When it’s all said and done, your little carcass will be lying on it’s back, shoulders pinned to the canvas, staring up at the lights hearing the 1, 2, 3. I will then be crowned the new TNT Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion. I will have beaten you down. I will have defeated all the odds. You will have your friends Stonehart and BladerSkum to help you out, but I will prevail all on my own, all by myself. This will be my greatest day, my time to shine.
I am the Tickin’ Time Bomb of Destruction Karnage, and I’m about to unleash a fury that you have never felt before. I will explode this Thursday, and there is nothing that you can do about it. Remember, as the time bomb keeps tickin’, your ass I’m gonna be kickin’. Beware of the Snakebite, you never know when it hits you until it’s too late.
[Venom stares into the camera momentarily. He then turns and walks away. The regular lights come on, and the next promo is about to begin.]